The Plot to Murder Lord Ruler (SANTA!!!)

[Mr. Misting he/him]

38 minutes ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

Silho looked disgusted. "You mean you actually like that disgusting puffed up stuff?" he said with a grimace.

"Personally I like my pride nice and filled through, with a hint of bedazzlement"

"I call it as I see it. Though disgusting would be a good word to describe you, ego, pride and all."

[Telrao she/her]

"Hush! All of you!" Telrao throws muffins perfectly into everyone's mouths, stifling their arguments.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Floofy said:

"Hush! All of you!" Telrao throws muffins perfectly into everyone's mouths, stifling their arguments.

Silho's perfectly charming shout is muffled by the muffins.

"Hey!" he says after he eats the muffin. "What's with the muffling muffins?"

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

"Hush! All of you!" Telrao throws muffins perfectly into everyone's mouths, stifling their arguments.

Insanity eats the muffin. "When are we going to actually start acting?"

 

[Mr. Misting he/him]

Mr. Misting has no mouth as he is an animated top hat. It bounces off with no effect. However, Mr. Misting focuses back towards the main story and stops insulting Silho. For the moment at least. 

"Yes, when will this Santa murdering be going down?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Silho walked to the front of the room.

"Telrao, may I explain this part?"

[Telrao she/her]

Telrao waves her hands calmingly. "We will get to murdering Santa soon. I would like to polish up a few things - and figure out who that is." She points to the colour on the ceiling.

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

Silho walked to the front of the room.

"Telrao, may I explain this part?"

Telrao narrows her verdant eyes. "Does your explanation include insulting people?"

 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

Telrao narrows her verdant eyes. "Does your explanation include insulting people?"

"Literally I haven't insulted anybody. I just said my pride was nice and then everybody started insulting my whole personality and everything that validates me as a person." Silho let out a huff. "Not debonair or dashing"

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

"Literally I haven't insulted anybody. I just said my pride was nice and then everybody started insulting my whole personality and everything that validates me as a person." Silho let out a huff. "Not debonair or dashing"

"Don't care. You have a disgusting amount of pride. I think that if you were more humble you would be more 'debonair' and 'dashing'."

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 minute ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

"Don't care. You have a disgusting amount of pride. I think that if you were more humble you would be more 'debonair' and 'dashing'."

Dramatically, Silho put his hand on his heart. "I. Am. Offended." He said, pronouncing each word with about a gallon of spit each.

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Ooh this should be his character arc

He'll finally become debonair

 

[Mr. Misting he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

Dramatically, Silho put his hand on his heart. "I. Am. Offended." He said, pronouncing each word with about a gallon of spit each.

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With mock solemnity Mr. Misting replied. "You. Are. Offending."

Edited November 28, 2022 by Ookla the Kobold

[Telrao she/her]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

"Literally I haven't insulted anybody. I just said my pride was nice and then everybody started insulting my whole personality and everything that validates me as a person." Silho let out a huff. "Not debonair or dashing"

Telrao raised an eyebrow and threw mini donuts at Insanity and Mr Misting to placate them.

"Brightlord, it seems your wittiness has left you for a moment. I think we'll take advantage of this. You may explain, if you so wish."

Telrao stepped back and waved Brightlord Silho in front of the whiteboard, then handed him a colourful marker. "Just think of a colour, and the marker will draw with that colour." she whispered. Then she frowned and pulled out a mop, cleaning up the saliva.

"The floor is yours, Brightlord." Telrao said, settling onto a bean bag, and snatching a bag of popcorn.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Floofy said:

Telrao raised an eyebrow and threw mini donuts at Insanity and Mr Misting to placate them.

"Brightlord, it seems your wittiness has left you for a moment. I think we'll take advantage of this. You may explain, if you so wish."

Telrao stepped back and waved Brightlord Silho in front of the whiteboard, then handed him a colourful marker. "Just think of a colour, and the marker will draw with that colour." she whispered. Then she frowned and pulled out a mop, cleaning up the saliva.

"The floor is yours, Brightlord." Telrao said, settling onto a bean bag, and snatching a bag of popcorn.

Insanity eats the doughnuts and then promptly starts paying only half attention.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Kobold said:

With mock solemnity Mr. Misting replied. "You. Are. Offending."

Silho laughs, throwing his head back and slapping his knee. After taking his sweet time guffawing, he addresses Mr. Misting.

"You, my good sir, are funny." He pauses. "And also rude"

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

Telrao raised an eyebrow and threw mini donuts at Insanity and Mr Misting to placate them.

"Brightlord, it seems your wittiness has left you for a moment. I think we'll take advantage of this. You may explain, if you so wish."

Telrao stepped back and waved Brightlord Silho in front of the whiteboard, then handed him a colourful marker. "Just think of a colour, and the marker will draw with that colour." she whispered. Then she frowned and pulled out a mop, cleaning up the saliva.

"The floor is yours, Brightlord." Telrao said, settling onto a bean bag, and snatching a bag of popcorn.

Silho looked at the marker in awe. "Dashing," he whispered, and the marker turned to the exact shade of the Brightlord's jacket. 

He turned to address the team members. "I have received word from my sister, Brightness Shining, that Santa will be stopping at the Toy Maintenance Store for Elves the second week of Wintember. I suggest we plan a reconnaissance mission for that date so we can prepare for the assassination later in the month."

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

Silho laughs, throwing his head back and slapping his knee. After taking his sweet time guffawing, he addresses Mr. Misting.

"You, my good sir, are funny." He pauses. "And also rude"

Silho looked at the marker in awe. "Dashing," he whispered, and the marker turned to the exact shade of the Brightlord's jacket. 

He turned to address the team members. "I have received word from my sister, Brightness Shining, that Santa will be stopping at the Toy Maintenance Store for Elves the second week of Wintember. I suggest we plan a reconnaissance mission for that date so we can prepare for the assassination later in the month."

Insanity raises her hand "What color is that?"

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 minute ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

Insanity raises her hand "What color is that?"

"Stylish Sapphire."

[Telrao she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

"Stylish Sapphire."

"Fantastic, Brightlord. You shall use Glorious Green next?"

 

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

"Stylish Sapphire."

"Uh-huh." Turning to Telrao, Insanity continues, "What do you think of this reconnaissance mission?'

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

"Fantastic, Brightlord. You shall use Glorious Green next?"

 

"Why, of course!"

[Telrao she/her]

1 minute ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

"Uh-huh." Turning to Telrao, Insanity continues, "What do you think of this reconnaissance mission?'

Telrao contemplated for a moment, then shoved another piece of caramel popcorn in her mouth. "It would be a good idea. Considering the fact of how little we know about Santa's bodyguards, this would be a good chance to investigate this matter."

She tapped a violet marker on her narrow chin. "Hm. I volunteer to go. We can use surveillance technology to record Santa's comings and goings. I have one complaint, though."

She stood and scribbled a series of stick figures on the whiteboard. "We need to murder Santa as soon as possible. The second week of Wintember is an entire week away. That would put a stopper on our plans, and could possibly cause an information leak." Telrao glanced warily at the rainbow splodge on the ceiling, then continued. "Christmas is in three weeks. These next three weeks are absolute Damnation for elves. Trust me, I know." She scratched her wrist. "We need to kill Santa as soon as possible. No more dilly-dallying. Yes, we shall finalize our plans, and plan for contingencies, but I do not wish to wait around."

She patted Brightlord Silho's dashing shoulder. "An excellent idea, Brightlord, but unfeasible due to our time frame. Did Brightness Shining have any other information?"

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

She stood and scribbled a series of stick figures on the whiteboard. "We need to murder Santa as soon as possible. The second week of Wintember is an entire week away. That would put a stopper on our plans, and could possibly cause an information leak." Telrao glanced warily at the rainbow splodge on the ceiling, then continued. "Christmas is in three weeks. These next three weeks are absolute Damnation for elves. Trust me, I know." She scratched her wrist. "We need to kill Santa as soon as possible. No more dilly-dallying. Yes, we shall finalize our plans, and plan for contingencies, but I do not wish to wait around."

She patted Brightlord Silho's dashing shoulder. "An excellent idea, Brightlord, but unfeasible due to our time frame. Did Brightness Shining have any other information?"

Brightlord Silho smiled. "Why, of course she did!" He grabbed the marker and it turned an enchanting shade of emerald. "Glorious green you said?"

"Anyway," he said without waiting for her to respond and drew a stick figure with a green nose. Well, a green everything, but most of all a disgusting, droopy green nose. "She got her information from a goblin named Grossknows. I'm sure he could help us find a better time to attack the ol' Clause."

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Hmm... a goblin, you say? That could be useful."

[Channelknight Fadran]

4 hours ago, Ookla the Kobold said:

"Show yourself! Nothing good ever hides on the ceiling!"

A pair of red 2x4 lego pieces clattered onto the floor.

[Telrao she/her]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the [Redacted] said:

A pair of red 2x4 lego pieces clattered onto the floor.

Telrao carefully made her way to the LEGO bricks, placing a 2x6 green brick amongst them.

[Channelknight Fadran]

"Aw. Thanks."