How do you imagine your fellow Sharders?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

32 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I know what every sharder looks like!

About 99.99% of the time, all of you are human beings, with hair on some part of your body, with at least one limb, has eyes probably, has a mouth, has skin and has heard of that Brian Sanderson guy!

Wrong

I have no hair, no limbs, no eyes, no mouth, no skin, and have no idea who this Brian is 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Wrong

I have no hair, no limbs, no eyes, no mouth, no skin, and have no idea who this Brian is 

ew.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

ew.

Ouch.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

Ouch.

i dont even know how to imagine that image in my head lol.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

5 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

i dont even know how to imagine that image in my head lol.

Need an idea?

Big bloodred squishy mass

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

Need an idea?

Big bloodred squishy mass

i was gonna say "skeleton" but thats so much worse.

[Wierdo he/him]

8 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

i was gonna say "skeleton" but thats so much worse.

SANS!

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, Wierdo said:

SANS!

WAIT NO-

[Wierdo he/him]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

WAIT NO-

TIME TO MAKE LAME PUNS, THIS SHOULD BE EASILY UN-BEAR ABLE

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, Wierdo said:

TIME TO MAKE LAME PUNS, THIS SHOULD BE EASILY UN-BEAR ABLE

AAAAHHHHhh

[Mags she/they]

41 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Luckyyyyyy

Where I live, everything’s dry, dead, drought, brown, hot, dry, cracked, and did I mention dry? (Most of the time at least, theres a small period in the middle of spring where stuff is green and lush, but that typically lasts about a month or so.)

Oooof. I wouldn't be able to survive without our green summer and spring.

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I know what every sharder looks like!

About 99.99% of the time, all of you are human beings, with hair on some part of your body, with at least one limb, has eyes probably, has a mouth, has skin and has heard of that Brian Sanderson guy!

JOKES ON YOU THAID. 

Edited May 10, 2024 by J. Magi

[Wierdo he/him]

3 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

AAAAHHHHhh

A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m traveling light”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

28 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m traveling light”

Haha puns. Nice.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

My dad asks me “why are you taking a class for plants when we have a garden?” I said I dunno, and he said “Gee I’m a Tree”

 

[Wierdo he/him]

1 hour ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

My dad asks me “why are you taking a class for plants when we have a garden?” I said I dunno, and he said “Gee I’m a Tree”

 

I stayed p all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

5 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

I stayed p all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Spoiler

 

[Wierdo he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

  Reveal hidden contents

 

Spoiler

 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I was wondering why the ball was trying closer. Then it hit me

[Experience he/him]

Guess what I heard?

Sheep.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

i had a dream last night about an ocean made of orange soda. it took me a minute to realize it was just a fantasea. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

45 minutes ago, Experience said:

Guess what I heard?

Sheep.

Are you shear?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Oh my gosh I love these puns. It's times like these that I'm grateful I always carry 'round my quipment. 

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

How do yall imagine me? liiike XD

[Experience he/him]

11 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Are you shear?

No, I'm baaad at puns.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Experience said:

No, I'm baaad at puns.

C'mon, give it a try! Don't be sheepish!