The Battle for the Sandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

4 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

Yes yes please erasure

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For legal purposes, I'm kidding

I reluctantly steal the Sandwich and give it to @ChipsAHoid because I accidentally read the first line of his sig.
Storm it.

I cackle gleefully because I can't read sigs and snatch the Sandwich from Chips.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Grateful for someone taking it back from that thief, I steal the Sandwich by distracting everyone (Yes, it was me).

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 6/8/2026 at 8:20 PM, Through The Living Ketek said:

but I don't erase you... yet... I politely ask you to remove that first paragraph of your signature.

I politely decline. That’s non-negotiable 

13 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

Yes yes please erasure

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For legal purposes, I'm kidding

I reluctantly steal the Sandwich and give it to @ChipsAHoid because I accidentally read the first line of his sig.
Storm it.

Heh. The one smart thing I ever did lol

8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I cackle gleefully because I can't read sigs and snatch the Sandwich from Chips.

I am heartbroken and crumple to the floor, inconsolable 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I politely decline. That’s non-negotiable 

I use the White-out and you disappear.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I use the White-out and you disappear.

Unfortunately, I’ve been erased. Now it’s all just a dream…

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

14 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Unfortunately, I’ve been erased. Now it’s all just a dream…

I start a cult to resurrect Chips because I'm hyper, bored, and emotionally numb

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I start a cult to resurrect Chips because I'm hyper, bored, and emotionally numb

Ty my goat

*begins to plot return*

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 6/9/2026 at 9:39 AM, Ink and Embers said:

I cackle gleefully because I can't read sigs and snatch the Sandwich from Chips.

I take the Sandwich from you, place it into a hidey hole, and grab some missiles to defend it.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I take the Sandwich from you, place it into a hidey hole, and grab some missiles to defend it.

I detonate the missiles as you're placing them, and catch the Sandwich after it's blown out of the air.

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

I snatch the Sandwhich from Ink’s slumbering body, and run away like A murder of Inquisitors are chasing after me. 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

16 hours ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

I snatch the Sandwhich from Ink’s slumbering body, and run away like A murder of Inquisitors are chasing after me. 

I roll over in my sleep, unconsciously sending a murder of crows after you

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 6/22/2026 at 7:47 PM, Ascended Grubberfly said:

I snatch the Sandwhich from Ink’s slumbering body, and run away like A murder of Inquisitors are chasing after me. 

I snatch Ink’s slumbering body away from the Sandwich and begin chasing you. While holding Ink. I’M the murder of Inquisitors. They made me mad what can I say

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I snatch Ink’s slumbering body away from the Sandwich and begin chasing you. While holding Ink. I’M the murder of Inquisitors. They made me mad what can I say

So ... I'm being kidnapped? Okay!

I wake up, doing my best not to alert Chips to this fact, and persuade the crows nearby to land on his head. In a stack. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

So ... I'm being kidnapped? Okay!

I wake up, doing my best not to alert Chips to this fact, and persuade the crows nearby to land on his head. In a stack. 

Emboldened by my new hat, I throw Ink at @Ascended Grubberfly

”Inkachu, I choose you!”

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Emboldened by my new hat, I throw Ink at @Ascended Grubberfly

”Inkachu, I choose you!”

I look behind me in surprise, just in time for Inkachu to slam into me. After the electric explosion, I take a quick Power Nap to restore my HP.

[GG0z He/Him]

I think it's time I joined the chaos. May I?

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

59 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I think it's time I joined the chaos. May I?

Why not?

Spoiler

 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 hours ago, GG0z said:

I think it's time I joined the chaos. May I?

You’ve read the rules?

3 hours ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

I look behind me in surprise, just in time for Inkachu to slam into me. After the electric explosion, I take a quick Power Nap to restore my HP.

I also look behind me in surprise. There’s nothing interesting there 

I shrug and take the sandwich as you sleep

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

7 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

You’ve read the rules?

I also look behind me in surprise. There’s nothing interesting there 

I shrug and take the sandwich as you sleep

I take my mandatory turn of sleep, and dream that I have the sandwhich. The Universe bends to my will, and the Sandwhich appears in my limp hands.

[GG0z He/Him]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

You’ve read the rules?

I assume that it's in the first post, so yes. I have

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I have become a Pokémon. This is new. Also very funny. 

On account of never having played Pokémon (not for lack of trying), Inkachu explodes into glitter and hopes that's accurate, then snatches the Sandwich from a passing seagull.

[GG0z He/Him]

8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I have become a Pokémon. This is new. Also very funny. 

On account of never having played Pokémon (not for lack of trying), Inkachu explodes into glitter and hopes that's accurate, then snatches the Sandwich from a passing seagull.

I appear in the same glitter explosion, looking very confused

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 hours ago, GG0z said:

I appear in the same glitter explosion, looking very confused

I yell in alarm and whack you on the head with the Sandwich 

[GG0z He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I yell in alarm and whack you on the head with the Sandwich 

"oooh yum! could I have that?"

[Factor She/Her]

5 minutes ago, GG0z said:

"oooh yum! could I have that?"

This summons Factor from decades of slumber, and she rises and pulls out a coat hanger.