The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

The stormtroopers at the front of 'a galaxy far, far away......' spot you stealing the Sandwich and quickly intervene. They give me back the Sandwich and bring you to Darth Vader.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

This and Steel go to a different restaurant and order 5775 fake Sandwiches.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

17 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

It's a nice 35% to 65% though

We're basically already there

"Where is the money?"

Everyone evacuates from Titan. Unfortunately this is a major loss for the company Hydrocarbon Mining Incorporated, which is now forced to relocate to the moons of the ice giants and develop the technology to get their molecules from the ice giants' atmospheres.

Trout is now ArchGovernor of Rhea, the next largest Saturnian moon.

"Up."

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

This and Steel go to a different restaurant and order 5775 fake Sandwiches.

The waiter botches the order and instead gets them 5775 real sandwiches. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

The waiter botches the order and instead gets them 5775 real sandwiches. 

Which are soon devoured by the legion of rebel hamsters.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Up."

Clone looks up.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

...And sees a huge storm that rains anvils

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I whack you with an anvil and steal the Sandwich in the ensuing chaos.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I don't have the sandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I know, I whacked whoever had it lol

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I place you in Interdimensional Timeout. The sandwich drops to the floor, and I pick it up.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I escape from Interdimensional Timeout steal the Sandwich, and place you in Interdimensional Timeout

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I have a get out of Timeout Free card so It doesn't work.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

6 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I know, I whacked whoever had it lol

I am sad because I got whacked. This sadness turns to anger and then to rage. I become so mad that steam begins escaping from my ears. My rage coalesces into a giant fireball floating in the air in front of me. I throw it at @NerdSandwich and pick up the Sandwich from the ashes.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The ashes come to life and attempt to choke you. I steal the Sandwich while you are distracted.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

11 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

The ashes come to life and attempt to choke you. I steal the Sandwich while you are distracted.

I bop you on the head, then rip the sandwich out of your hands. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

...And sees a huge storm that rains anvils

Clone has SIM armour he's fine

[NerdSandwich she/her]

43 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I bop you on the head, then rip the sandwich out of your hands. 

I put a bag over your head, then rip the Sandwich out of your hands.

Edited February 26 by NerdSandwich

[___ He/Him]

52 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I put a bag over your head, then rip the Sandwich out of your hands.

I snatch the sandwich and shove it into a floppy disc slot connected to a massive computer, putting the sandwich into the digital world.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Clone has SIM armour he's fine

A fleet of unicorns shows up and magics the anvils, which promptly crush through the SIM armor in a brilliant burst of glitter. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

A fleet of unicorns shows up and magics the anvils, which promptly crush through the SIM armor in a brilliant burst of glitter. 

Clone wears the glitter as armour instead

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

17 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Clone wears the glitter as armour instead

Can’t argue with that. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

6 hours ago, mippo said:

I snatch the sandwich and shove it into a floppy disc slot connected to a massive computer, putting the sandwich into the digital world.

I download it onto a micro-sd card, connect the micro-sd card to my DIGITAL SANDWICH TO REAL LIFE SANDWICH MACHINE, and Boom! The Sandwich is back. I pick it up and look proudly at what I have done.

[___ He/Him]

2 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I download it onto a micro-sd card, connect the micro-sd card to my DIGITAL SANDWICH TO REAL LIFE SANDWICH MACHINE, and Boom! The Sandwich is back. I pick it up and look proudly at what I have done.

And then a seagull snatches it and brings it to me.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I come out of the digital world disappointed at not finding the Sandwich but see the Sandwich conveniently lying there on the ground while you guys fight over it, my used-to-be pet hamster. I take the Sandwich.

Edited February 27 by NerdSandwich