The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, edgyswordname said:

The Bald Dragon is completely oblivious. It has now held the Sandwich for eight posts, far too long. 

The brave knight musters up his courage and smites the Bald Dragon with all his strength. 

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

The brave knight musters up his courage and smites the Bald Dragon with all his strength. 

The Bald Dragon flies away, moderately wounded, leaving the Sandwich undefended.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

17 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"If possible. You get Callisto if you can."

"Ah. Alright." The man thinks for a moment, before saying, "Done!"

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

13 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

The Bald Dragon flies away, moderately wounded, leaving the Sandwich undefended.

The brave knight celebrates his victory, grabbing all the dragon’s loot but leaving behind the sandwich. He returns home hailed as a hero and forever remembered as the one who defeated the fearsome Bald Dragon, living out the rest of his years in peace and prosperity. The end.   

17 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Ah. Alright." The man thinks for a moment, before saying, "Done!"

The bidder glowers at you hatefully and stalks off, muttering to themself. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

6 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

The orbital defense system has an anti-explosion field, which stops Titan from blowing up. The explosion gets sent to jail.

I pay the explosions' bail, turn off the anti-explosion field, and Titan blows up. then I grab the Sandwich and fly to the top of a mountian.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

From the time I joined the shard to maybe a month is ago, it was exactly a 1:2 ratio, as each person voted for French and then two others for microwave extremely consistently. 

Never!

Also that’s really obscure I’m not sure people would notice

As he slumbers, a brave young knight arrives to vanquish this terrible new threat to the land. 

It's a nice 35% to 65% though

We're basically already there

6 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Ah. Alright." The man thinks for a moment, before saying, "Done!"

"Where is the money?"

3 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I pay the explosions' bail, turn off the anti-explosion field, and Titan blows up. then I grab the Sandwich and fly to the top of a mountian.

Everyone evacuates from Titan. Unfortunately this is a major loss for the company Hydrocarbon Mining Incorporated, which is now forced to relocate to the moons of the ice giants and develop the technology to get their molecules from the ice giants' atmospheres.

Trout is now ArchGovernor of Rhea, the next largest Saturnian moon.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

14 hours ago, edgyswordname said:

Of course I never had the Sandwich. @edgyswordname has never been interested in such mundane things as a sandwich. Rather, The Bald Dragon obtained it, so…

I am mad at this, so I steal the Sandwich by compounding steel. Again.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I rescue steel from the compound.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

20 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I am mad at this, so I steal the Sandwich by compounding steel. Again.

"Well, fine! I am mad at you too," This huffs. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I make Steel and This a blind date

[Unintelligenius he/him]

 

3 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I am mad at this, so I steal the Sandwich by compounding steel. Again.

I grab the Sandwich and return it to its rightful place, sitting peacefully on a hill.

3 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I make Steel and This a blind date

I make Steel and This blind.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I grab the Sandwich off the hill.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

1 minute ago, NerdSandwich said:

I grab the Sandwich off the hill.

I detonate a nuke I buried under the Hill

2 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

 

I grab the Sandwich and return it to its rightful place, sitting peacefully on a hill.

I make Steel and This blind.

I unblind them by giving them true love and some lacic

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I turn the hill into a giant spaceship and fly off to Ganymede.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

8 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I grab the Sandwich off the hill.

I take it back and put it on another hill.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I nuked the hill

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I don't care what happens to it, the hamster that used to be mine, now.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

33 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I don't care what happens to it, the hamster that used to be mine, now.

I do care so grab it and together it and I take the Sandwich from you.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I become Supreme Judge of the Universe and declare that all hamsters must be killed. I steal the Sandwich in the ensuing chaos.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

This and Steel get married and go on a honeymoon to the Swiss Alps.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said:

I become Supreme Judge of the Universe and declare that all hamsters must be killed. I steal the Sandwich in the ensuing chaos.

I gather all the hamsters in the universe and lead a rebellion against the Supreme Judge of the Universe. We take you prisoner, make you undo your law, and take the Sandwich from you for your crimes against hamsters.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I escape with my friend Jasper, reinstate the law, and take the Sandwich back.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

You run into This and Steel, and you are distracted before they unleash a legion of mountain goats upon you.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

While @NerdSandwich and Jasper are distracted by This and Steel and their legion of mountain goats I swoop in with it and our legion of rebel hamsters and grab the Sandwich and then fly off to a galaxy far, far away.....

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I visit 'a galaxy far, far away.....' because it is my favorite restaurant. I conveniently spot the Sandwich and steal the Sandwich.