The Battle for the Sandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Question: have I escaped from prison yet, or did I just send Kevin to do stuff?

If the former:

I get myself arrested by Chromeria and wave at Coder.

If not:

I wave at Coder because I've already been arrested.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

47 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Question: have I escaped from prison yet, or did I just send Kevin to do stuff?

If the former:

I get myself arrested by Chromeria and wave at Coder.

If not:

I wave at Coder because I've already been arrested.

Wait you were imprisoned?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Wait you were imprisoned?

At some point. I think. I've definitely been arrested at least twice now; I can't remember if I've escaped from last time!

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

At some point. I think. I've definitely been arrested at least twice now; I can't remember if I've escaped from last time!

Ahh.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 1/21/2026 at 8:07 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Named, still in the air, fires red and sub-red luxin at Jerome.

He's basically spewing fire in your direction

 

On 1/21/2026 at 8:35 PM, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew, who doesn’t really feel like playing fair, melts down the coin and sends the molten metal spraying toward Jerome. 

Jerome sighs and drops another coin, psuhing off it to fly over the red luxin and molten, and begins to drop towards Bartholomew. He whips out one of his daggers and throughs it with pinpoint accuracy at him.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

 

Jerome sighs and drops another coin, psuhing off it to fly over the red luxin and molten, and begins to drop towards Bartholomew. He whips out one of his daggers and throughs it with pinpoint accuracy at him.

Bartholomew, not having much room to dodge, stumbles as the dagger takes him in the side. He grimaces and sends a wave of Oobleck out on all sides, dousing the flames. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

12 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

The Chromeria does not say anything back.

Aw, you're no fun.

11 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Question: have I escaped from prison yet, or did I just send Kevin to do stuff?

If the former:

I get myself arrested by Chromeria and wave at Coder.

If not:

I wave at Coder because I've already been arrested.

Hiiii! Are you in a superposition? I love superpositions! If you even need someone to directly observe you, I'm your guy.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

9 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew, not having much room to dodge, stumbles as the dagger takes him in the side. He grimaces and sends a wave of Oobleck out on all sides, dousing the flames. 

The Oobleck splashes into Jerome, covering his eyes as he lands. He stumbles forward and holds his dagger wardingly as he tries to wipe the white fluid from his face.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

44 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

The Oobleck splashes into Jerome, covering his eyes as he lands. He stumbles forward and holds his dagger wardingly as he tries to wipe the white fluid from his face.

Named lands gracefully on the ground some distance away and fires sub-red in both of your directions, in the hopes of causing an explosion to knock out both of you.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

The Oobleck splashes into Jerome, covering his eyes as he lands. He stumbles forward and holds his dagger wardingly as he tries to wipe the white fluid from his face.

Bartholomew helpfully points out that the Oobleck is green, not white, as it suddenly flows up Jerome’s nose. He hurls his whip, which morphs into a ball midair and intercepts the oncoming luxin halfway. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew helpfully points out that the Oobleck is green, not white, as it suddenly flows up Jerome’s nose. He hurls his whip, which morphs into a ball midair and intercepts the oncoming luxin halfway. 

The ball is burnt to a crisp, but Named continues spewing flames

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

The ball is burnt to a crisp, but Named continues spewing flames

Dripping silver blood across the sand from his stab wound, Bartholomew raises a thin wall of glasslike Oobleck in a sphere around Named in the hopes that he would explode himself. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Oh okay, everyone’s ignoring me?

Thats not nice. I think I’ll leave.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Named lands gracefully on the ground some distance away and fires sub-red in both of your directions, in the hopes of causing an explosion to knock out both of you.

Jerome gets blown back because he still cannot see.

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew helpfully points out that the Oobleck is green, not white, as it suddenly flows up Jerome’s nose.

Jerome flies through the air as it flows up his nose. He would have to worry about that later. He flares pewter and shoots a coin out at the oncoming wall, pushing with all his strength to slow his flight.

11 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Hiiii! Are you in a superposition? I love superpositions! If you even need someone to directly observe you, I'm your guy.

54 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh okay, everyone’s ignoring me?

Thats not nice. I think I’ll leave.

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sorry our characters are in a duel thats kind of aside from the main sandwich stealing storyline so ive just been kinda skimming over everyone elses posts

I summon a portal, reach through and grab the Sandwich, and then jump into it. I land near @CoderDrag0n8 and offer it to you as a sign of peace, and then invite you to come watch the duel that is going on, pointing at the portal I just walked through.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Jerome gets blown back because he still cannot see.

Jerome flies through the air as it flows up his nose. He would have to worry about that later. He flares pewter and shoots a coin out at the oncoming wall, pushing with all his strength to slow his flight.

I summon a portal, reach through and grab the Sandwich, and then jump into it. I land near @CoderDrag0n8 and offer it to you as a sign of peace, and then invite you to come watch the duel that is going on, pointing at the portal I just walked through.

I shrug and walk through.

Thanks for freeing me! Except I dont really need freeing, I was kinda just chillin. Still, Duels are cool!

I lean back and watch the duel.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I wave goodbye to @CoderDrag0n8 enthusienthusiastically, then the superpositions collapse and I become one person again because Kevin flew past. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Dripping silver blood across the sand from his stab wound, Bartholomew raises a thin wall of glasslike Oobleck in a sphere around Named in the hopes that he would explode himself. 

Named frantically drafts orange luxin to put out the fire, and spews forth large amounts  of liquid yellow luxin (colloquially called brightwater) to try and balance the pressure. It isn't enough though, and the incoming pressure shatters Named's armour, the shards cutting into his skin. Resisting the urge to tap gold, he drafts superviolet to, very slowly, begin healing. 

He lies there on his back.

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

I wave goodbye to @CoderDrag0n8 enthusienthusiastically, then the superpositions collapse and I become one person again because Kevin flew past. 

So are you in the prison, or out?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Named frantically drafts orange luxin to put out the fire, and spews forth large amounts  of liquid yellow luxin (colloquially called brightwater) to try and balance the pressure. It isn't enough though, and the incoming pressure shatters Named's armour, the shards cutting into his skin. Resisting the urge to tap gold, he drafts superviolet to, very slowly, begin healing. 

He lies there on his back.

So are you in the prison, or out?

I think I'm still in prison, as both superpositions featured me being in prison, only for different lengths of time. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

9 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

Jerome gets blown back because he still cannot see.

Jerome flies through the air as it flows up his nose. He would have to worry about that later. He flares pewter and shoots a coin out at the oncoming wall, pushing with all his strength to slow his flight.

I summon a portal, reach through and grab the Sandwich, and then jump into it. I land near @CoderDrag0n8 and offer it to you as a sign of peace, and then invite you to come watch the duel that is going on, pointing at the portal I just walked through.

The Oobleck would continue up his sinuses to his inner ear and then begin rapidly expanding in the attempt to burst his eardrums. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

10 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I wave goodbye to @CoderDrag0n8 enthusienthusiastically, then the superpositions collapse and I become one person again because Kevin flew past. 

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

The Oobleck would continue up his sinuses to his inner ear and then begin rapidly expanding in the attempt to burst his eardrums. 

Hey that's not nice!

Well, I guess they are in a duel...

What are the rules for interference?

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 12/5/2025 at 4:49 PM, Unintelligenius said:

no shenanigans

I turn to you, Coder, from where I am sitting in the stands. “This is the only rule that could apply to interference based on the terms that we set.”

13 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Hey that's not nice!

Well, I guess they are in a duel...

What are the rules for interference?

Edited January 25 by Ashkaloda

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

10 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I turn to you, Coder, from where I am sitting in the stands. “This is the only rule that could apply to interference based on the terms that we set.”

Awwwwwwwww. But I specialize in shenanigans!

[Unintelligenius he/him]

12 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I shrug and walk through.

Thanks for freeing me! Except I dont really need freeing, I was kinda just chillin. Still, Duels are cool!

I lean back and watch the duel.

I grab some popcorn and lean back and then hold up a sign that says "Jerome's #1 fan".

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

The Oobleck would continue up his sinuses to his inner ear and then begin rapidly expanding in the attempt to burst his eardrums. 

Jerome flares pewter and reaches into his ears and attempts to pull the oobleck out. He also hits Bartholomew with a strong soothing to make him calm and potentially distract him while he tries to get the oobleck out.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

41 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I grab some popcorn and lean back and then hold up a sign that says "Jerome's #1 fan".

Jerome flares pewter and reaches into his ears and attempts to pull the oobleck out. He also hits Bartholomew with a strong soothing to make him calm and potentially distract him while he tries to get the oobleck out.

Cool.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

I grab some popcorn and lean back and then hold up a sign that says "Jerome's #1 fan".

Jerome flares pewter and reaches into his ears and attempts to pull the oobleck out. He also hits Bartholomew with a strong soothing to make him calm and potentially distract him while he tries to get the oobleck out.

Bartholomew is immune to the Soothing, his scales serving the same effect as an aluminum-lined hat. Assuming Named to be knocked out, he staggers over to Jerome with his dagger raised. 

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Awwwwwwwww. But I specialize in shenanigans!

“Sorry to disappoint. I guess people wanted it to be ‘fair’ and ‘not rigged’.”