The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

More for me to eat

I slay, cook, and eat it in another sandwich

My chull compounds steel and disappears before you can cook it.

I compound steel after it and vanish back to Callisto with the sandwich.

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

I go to wherever Rusting Callisto is (I haven't read cytoverse in a while is it from there?)  by A-steel compounding through space (I use my kandra  powers to use fermentation to breath) and shoot past you, grabbing the sandwich and un-un awakening it, with the command "Drink Coffee." It immediately starts pounding a Cafe Misto

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, Clarkmon22 said:

I go to wherever Rusting Callisto is (I haven't read cytoverse in a while is it from there?)  by A-steel compounding through space (I use my kandra  powers to use fermentation to breath) and shoot past you, grabbing the sandwich and un-un awakening it, with the command "Drink Coffee." It immediately starts pounding a Cafe Misto

Callisto is a real moon of Jupiter.

I don't know where you're getting your coffee from.

I slide tackle you, rid the Sandwich of its Breath (8th Heightening is overriding commands) and put it in an 11D SIM safe coated in aluminum.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Callisto is a real moon of Jupiter.

I don't know where you're getting your coffee from.

I slide tackle you, rid the Sandwich of its Breath (8th Heightening is overriding commands) and put it in an 11D SIM safe coated in aluminum.

I get tired of the safes and the sims

I stop Sims 4 from running and convert the aluminum into tin foil

I eat the safe

They tire me so.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

I get tired of the safes and the sims

I stop Sims 4 from running and convert the aluminum into tin foil

I eat the safe

They tire me so.

Safes and SIMs are tired of you too

I build a robot made out of 'em

It slide tackles you and locks you up in the safe

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Safes and SIMs are tired of you too

I build a robot made out of 'em

It slide tackles you and locks you up in the safe

Oh, it’ll never be safe from me

I tackle it with a slide

Btw, what in tarnation is SIM?

Edited August 13, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Oh, it’ll never be safe from me

I tackle it with a slide

Btw, what in tarnation is SIM?

Don't open that can of worms...

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Oh, it’ll never be safe from me

I tackle it with a slide

Btw, what in tarnation is SIM?

Strong Interaction Material, built by counteracting the electromagnetism so the Strong Nuclear Force can take over. It's perfectly smooth down to the quantum level and incredibly strong.

Stronger than pewter compounding.

I slide you with a tackle.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

48 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Callisto is a real moon of Jupiter.

I don't know where you're getting your coffee from.

I slide tackle you, rid the Sandwich of its Breath (8th Heightening is overriding commands) and put it in an 11D SIM safe coated in aluminum.

I throw the safe in the furnace, which promptly melts at 1220.58°F, and then grab the Sandwich and run.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Uninteligenius said:

I throw the safe in the furnace, which promptly melts at 1220.58°F, and then grab the Sandwich and run.

SIM is not that weak.

Nothing short of 100s of millions of Kelvin can melt this.

Long before then, you'd've undergone nuclear fusion and anywhere within several AU will be radioactive for centuries.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

14 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Strong Interaction Material, built by counteracting the electromagnetism so the Strong Nuclear Force can take over. It's perfectly smooth down to the quantum level and incredibly strong.

Stronger than pewter compounding.

I slide you with a tackle.

Oh. Complex physics! *evil grin*

14 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I throw the safe in the furnace, which promptly melts at 1220.58°F, and then grab the Sandwich and run.

I throw the furnace in a safe, which melts at 125.257 degrees plague avoidance. I grab your organs and run away, playing them dramatically. What, your intestines are fun to play, and the instrument is fun to play. I create an organ from your organs, and play it, transporting us to Oregon. I copy it to my clipboard and begin pasting it everywhere.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Oh. Complex physics! *evil grin*

I throw the furnace in a safe, which melts at 125.257 degrees plague avoidance. I grab your organs and run away, playing them dramatically. What, your intestines are fun to play, and the instrument is fun to play. I create an organ from your organs, and play it, transporting us to Oregon. I copy it to my clipboard and begin pasting it everywhere.

I transfer the 125.257 degrees into degrees more than a right angle, causing a 215.257 degree except this one is also more than a right angle, making it a 305.257 degree, except this one is ALSO more than a right angle, making a 395.257 degree of an angle, which is so impossible that it breaks all physics entirely.

With the broken physics, I wedge in a -0 and a 0/0 with a tad bit of wordplay, making the crack in physics so large that no physics can ever repair it.

Lets become the anti-logic people

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I transfer the 125.257 degrees into degrees more than a right angle, causing a 215.257 degree except this one is also more than a right angle, making it a 305.257 degree, except this one is ALSO more than a right angle, making a 395.257 degree of an angle, which is so impossible that it breaks all physics entirely.

With the broken physics, I wedge in a -0 and a 0/0 with a tad bit of wordplay, making the crack in physics so large that no physics can ever repair it.

Lets become the anti-logic people

Become? I already is!

I break the bones of the physics people, destroying their matter. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Become? I already is!

I break the bones of the physics people, destroying their matter. 

no like, i wanna join

Lol whats matter? All I know is it don't matter any more!

BONE TIME! I eat the bones, turning them into OBEN!

I then revive O BEN from his death, getting a new ally. Me and O BEN will live together forever and ever.

And he will never become OS BEN. OS BEN is O BEN's alter ego.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

no like, i wanna join

Lol whats matter? All I know is it don't matter any more!

BONE TIME! I eat the bones, turning them into OBEN!

I then revive O BEN from his death, getting a new ally. Me and O BEN will live together forever and ever.

And he will never become OS BEN. OS BEN is O BEN's alter ego.

Oh sure!

But how will Glass know the colors of them?? 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

12 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Oh sure!

But how will Glass know the colors of them?? 

Glass can see the colors of O BEN.

O BEN is a real nice guy

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Glass can see the colors of O BEN.

O BEN is a real nice guy

What does he think about physics?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

What does he think about physics?

He is O BEN.

He was created by me eating bones, then reviving them to become O BEN (BONE scrambled). His alter ego, OS BEN (BONES scrambled) is evil.

i dont think he cares about physics at all

hes indiferent.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

He is O BEN.

He was created by me eating bones, then reviving them to become O BEN (BONE scrambled). His alter ego, OS BEN (BONES scrambled) is evil.

i dont think he cares about physics at all

hes indiferent.

Cool

*rubs hands*

This is where the fun begins…

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

WTHeck happened to the sandwich

I fix reality and Lash the safe door away from the safe, because the aluminum was melted in the forge. I grab the sandwich and then The Sandwich Ascends to the Shard of Sandwich, becoming the Ruler of Like Everything

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Clarkmon22 said:

WTHeck happened to the sandwich

I fix reality and Lash the safe door away from the safe, because the aluminum was melted in the forge. I grab the sandwich and then The Sandwich Ascends to the Shard of Sandwich, becoming the Ruler of Like Everything

I break both you and reality, bringing us to Unreality

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

I break unreality and unbreak myslef, bringing us to UnUnreality

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Clarkmon22 said:

I break unreality and unbreak myslef, bringing us to UnUnreality

I eat UnUnreality, and you along with it, bringing us to EatededUnUnreality

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

12 minutes ago, Clarkmon22 said:

WTHeck happened to the sandwich

I fix reality and Lash the safe door away from the safe, because the aluminum was melted in the forge. I grab the sandwich and then The Sandwich Ascends to the Shard of Sandwich, becoming the Ruler of Like Everything

I UNFIX REALITY

BC ITS STUPID

5 minutes ago, Clarkmon22 said:

I break unreality and unbreak myslef, bringing us to UnUnreality

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat UnUnreality, and you along with it, bringing us to EatededUnUnreality

I UN UN UN UN UN THE EATEDEDUNUNREALITY MAKING A UNUNUNUNUNEATEDEDUNYUNREALITY

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

I burst out of you stomach and Sandwich fixes reality

can we stay in reality *grovel*grovel*grovel* please