The Battle for the Sandwich

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I stand up and find the sandwich, washed off by the waterfall, flying toward me because STRMBLSD spat it out when he saw me, back from the deceased.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I make dezaS deceased again (sorry mate) and hide the Sandwich in one of my shoes. 

[___ He/Him]

I stand up, find a better seat, and sit back down.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

36 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

I stand up, find a better seat, and sit back down.

I destroy that seat, and send you to the mindscape.

Greetings, and welcome to the mindscape.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

20 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I destroy that seat, and send you to the mindscape.

Greetings, and welcome to the mindscape.

PLASTIC BAG IN THE SEA

Dead bodies falling from the sky

Time to open your eyes to this genocide

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

PLASTIC BAG IN THE SEA

Dead bodies falling from the sky

Time to open your eyes to this genocide

[___ He/Him]

28 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I destroy that seat, and send you to the mindscape.

Greetings, and welcome to the mindscape.

Why hello.

I create a comfortable chair and sit.

9 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

PLASTIC BAG IN THE SEA

Dead bodies falling from the sky

Time to open your eyes to this genocide

(x2)

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

11 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

PLASTIC BAG IN THE SEA

Dead bodies falling from the sky

Time to open your eyes to this genocide

I know the song?

ILL GIVE YOU THE SANDWICH IF YOU CAN GUESS IT.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I use my Sandwich detector to find the Sandwich in Rye's shoe. Then I take the Sandwich, but do so so stealthily that he doesn't even notice that I took it.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, Uninteligenius said:

I use my Sandwich detector to find the Sandwich in Rye's shoe. Then I take the Sandwich, but do so so stealthily that he doesn't even notice that I took it.

But I see and run over to you and steal it before flying directly upward 

[___ He/Him]

I continue sitting in the mindscape.

I produce some chips and start munching.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Of course, since I am deceased, I am unable to manifest in the physical realm. But I have Investiture® due to my brief stint as James Bondsmith and thus hang on as a cognitive shadow. A cognitive shadow is incapable of self-manifesting in the Physical Realm, but the mindscape is open to us.

Long story short, I enter the mindscape and zap yáll.

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, dezaS said:

Of course, since I am deceased, I am unable to manifest in the physical realm. But I have Investiture® due to my brief stint as James Bondsmith and thus hang on as a cognitive shadow. A cognitive shadow is incapable of self-manifesting in the Physical Realm, but the mindscape is open to us.

Long story short, I enter the mindscape and zap yáll.

I think I'm the only one in the mindscape rn.

Having been zapped, I go chill in the beyond.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

3 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

I think I'm the only one in the mindscape rn.

Nope, @SpiritOfWrath was in there with you

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

7 minutes ago, dezaS said:

Of course, since I am deceased, I am unable to manifest in the physical realm. But I have Investiture® due to my brief stint as James Bondsmith and thus hang on as a cognitive shadow. A cognitive shadow is incapable of self-manifesting in the Physical Realm, but the mindscape is open to us.

Long story short, I enter the mindscape and zap yáll.

The mindscape is non-bold.

*huff*
Its still canon, though.

[___ He/Him]

3 minutes ago, dezaS said:

Nope, @SpiritOfWrath was in there with you

Ah right

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Wait what happened 

did I die

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 4/20/2025 at 2:22 PM, SpiritOfWrath said:

I arrive, in all my might, to the Cradle of Spirits.

Wings, claws, eyes, these form and un-form across my eldritch body as I inspect what remains, and I extend a stiff arm, calling to the The Sandwich as I feel it call to me.

My compass, gifted me by @The H,  guided me to where I knew the The Sandwich to be.

I closed my eyes, then launched my eldritch clones at @Doomslug the Arcane.

W-WHAT hEyyyy what'd i ever do to you? I jump into the Dreamscape, fleeing.

 

Also glad someone remembers the Dreamscape!

 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

5 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

W-WHAT hEyyyy what'd i ever do to you? I jump into the Dreamscape, fleeing.

 

Also glad someone remembers the Dreamscape!

 

Oh crap - it was the Dreamscape, wasn’t it.

Sorry, Dreamscape.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I show up, commit suicide, and enter the Cognitive Realm. I fly up to meet the confused @THE DEMON and transition the sandwich between realms and into my hand.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I am just hanging out where Shadesmar meets the Dreamscape when SOKSOH commits su*c*de with the sandwich, and sneak up on him and take it.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I alive-anate SOKSOH and then take the Sandwich from dezaS, then jump into Shadesmar.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I’m chilling in the Dreamscape - too dangerous out there.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I alive-anate SOKSOH and then take the Sandwich from dezaS, then jump into Shadesmar.

I die again to return to Shadesmar. I steal the sandwich and use the Mindscape to flee to the Spiritual Realm

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

 

13 minutes ago, SprenOfKaladinSenseOfHumor said:

I die again to return to Shadesmar. I steal the sandwich and use the Mindscape to flee to the Spiritual Realm

Since you didn't bold your message, the sandwich is still in Uninteligenius' hands. As such, I steal his hands, and with them the sandwich.