The Battle for the Sandwich

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Bird Furious said:

 

Help me!

I want to be un-possessed!

I will unpossess you if you unded me

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I will unpossess you if you unded me

Never. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

 

Help me!

I want to be un-possessed!

*helps*
There

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*helps*
There

*buys no-being-possessed-charm-for-ghosts*

*is safe*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

*buys no-being-possessed-charm-for-ghosts*

*is safe*

Hey no fair

*is ejected*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Hey no fair

*is ejected*

Hehe

[Vyzkel He/Him]

As this affirment is happening, I finally inch close enough to the Sandwich to take it and run. I do so.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

7 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

As this affirment is happening, I finally inch close enough to the Sandwich to take it and run. I do so.

As Vyz is running he somehow accidentally runs into my truck and somehow slips under it and gets a few broken bones. I take the sandwich from his hands and drive off, leaving no evidence that I did anything to Vyz, he probably just got attacked by @The H (come back!)

[strmblsd he/him]

Pulls out machine gun

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

*sighs sadly for no reason*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

*sighs sadly for no reason*

*hugs sadly for no reason*

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 hour ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

As Vyz is running he somehow accidentally runs into my truck and somehow slips under it and gets a few broken bones. I take the sandwich from his hands and drive off, leaving no evidence that I did anything to Vyz, he probably just got attacked by @The H (come back!)

I shows up driving an old beat up VW Beetle. He hit you because he sees the beetle, then snatches the sandwich and rolls away.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

16 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*hugs sadly for no reason*

*hugs back sadly for no reason*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take the Sandwich and limp away.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I come in with my giant asphalt spreader truck, and run you over, grabbing the sandwich from you as you are encased in concrete. A moment later, I arrive with my giant road roller, compressing the asphalt and flattening you. Once it dries, I drive my giant paint truck to spray the regulation lines on the road. This doesn't do anything, but at least the road is repaved and marked now.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

I come in with my giant asphalt spreader truck, and run you over, grabbing the sandwich from you as you are encased in concrete. A moment later, I arrive with my giant road roller, compressing the asphalt and flattening you. Once it dries, I drive my giant paint truck to spray the regulation lines on the road. This doesn't do anything, but at least the road is repaved and marked now.

I happily drive on the highway. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I happily dig Vyz out.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I happily dig Vyz out.

I happily run you over. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

17 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I happily run you over. 

I happily not so happily die.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I lay there in shock.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I lay there in shock.

Lightning strikes you.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

22 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I happily not so happily die.

I cry. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I cry. 

YOU RAN ME OVER THOUGH

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I look around.

I may have forgot what I was doing.

I have lunch with a panda on Mars.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

14 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

YOU RAN ME OVER THOUGH

I DIDNT KNOW YOU WOULD DIE