The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

I run away with the Sandwich, scared of all these crazy people.

I run after you.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I pop in, see the insanity, and leave again because I'm too tired to deal with it right now.

[Cookie Spren]

I create a duplicate sandwich that is indistinguishable from the original and I steal the original sandwich. I play the cup game with them. (They game where they are placed under cups and the cups are swapped around and the people have to guess which one is the cup with it under it.)

"All people welcome! Come any! Come all! To play this marvelous game! Only costs 4 silver coins (Non-refundable)!"

Choose a cup:

Cup 1                       Cup 2                       Cup 3                       Cup 4                       Cup 5

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*pays*

*slaps every cup to the ground*

*steals Sandwich*

*vanishes*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

6 minutes ago, The Sly Cookie said:

I create a duplicate sandwich that is indistinguishable from the original and I steal the original sandwich. I play the cup game with them. (They game where they are placed under cups and the cups are swapped around and the people have to guess which one is the cup with it under it.)

"All people welcome! Come any! Come all! To play this marvelous game! Only costs 4 silver coins (Non-refundable)!"

Choose a cup:

Cup 1                       Cup 2                       Cup 3                       Cup 4                       Cup 5

*Drops 20 silver coins down*

*takes every cup*

*don't question where the coins came from*

[Unintelligenius he/him]

*makes Glass unvanish*

*takes sandwich*

*makes Glass vanish again*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*vanishes*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

*unvanishes*

*steals Sandwich*

I run away with Sandwich in hand.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I study exactly what makes the Sandwich what it is, but am confused an disappear.

[Cookie Spren]

23 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*pays*

*slaps every cup to the ground*

*steals Sandwich*

*vanishes*

 

23 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

*Drops 20 silver coins down*

*takes every cup*

*don't question where the coins came from*

 

22 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

*makes Glass unvanish*

*takes sandwich*

*makes Glass vanish again*

 

22 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*vanishes*

 

15 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

*unvanishes*

*steals Sandwich*

I run away with Sandwich in hand.

 

3 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I study exactly what makes the Sandwich what it is, but am confused an disappear.

All of the sandwiches stolen were fakes, created in disguise. I eat the real Sandwich.

I also eat all of the coins I was given.

Edited December 22, 2024 by The Sly Cookie

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Sly Cookie said:

 

 

 

 

 

All of the sandwiches stolen were fakes, created in disguise. I eat the real sandwich.

I also eat all of the coins I was given.

Because Sandwich wasn’t capitalized, it is also a fake. I am carrying the real one, but am soon tackled by it.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You proceed to explode because of the rpg I shot at you,

I take the perfectly pristine Sandwich and run away.

Edited December 22, 2024 by Vyzkel
Ninja’d

[Cookie Spren]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Because Sandwich wasn’t capitalized, it is also a fake. I am carrying the real one, but am soon tackled by it.

Nu-uh. refresh your page. It's capitalized.

lol.

Just now, Vyzkel said:

You proceed to explode because the Sandwich cannot be eaten.

see first post for rules

I take the perfectly pristine Sandwich and run away.

I still have the OG Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I facepalm and slap you, I rip the Sandwich out of your hand and run away to my giant Mech of Destruction .

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

19 minutes ago, The Sly Cookie said:

I eat the real Sandwich.

You can't destroy The Sandwich

bye bye

*stabs*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

38 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I facepalm and slap you, I rip the Sandwich out of your hand and run away to my giant Mech of Destruction .

I shed a tear because the slap is so beautiful.

[Cookie Spren]

6 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I shed a tear because the slap is so beautiful.

I also cry because I was just slapped.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

12 hours ago, The Sly Cookie said:

I also cry because I was just slapped.

I uncry you.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab the Sandwich making everyone cry in happiness.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Through my tears, I pull an impractically large sword out of nowhere. I use it to skewer the sandwich, remove it from your grasp, and then skewer a pimento-stuffed olive on the impractically large sword as a garnish.

Edited December 24, 2024 by NerdyAarakocra

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Through my tears, I pull an impractically large sword out of nowhere. I use it to skewer the sandwich, remove it from your grasp, and then skewer a pimento-stuffed olive on the impractically large sword as a garnish.

I complement you on your choice of garnish.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Why thank you.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I run in fear from It as Prof tries to find a weakness. He fails, but Afterimage manages to protect me for a while.

I watch, mildly entertained, then steal the The Sandwich.

I TAKE THAT SANDWICH AND RETURN IT TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER, @AltonicKeys

I protest, then slap Of, but am unable to get the Sandwich back

*pout*

I flee to the Dreamscape, hoping I’m safe there. Once there, I get sorely needed rest, until Hunter snipes at me.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I run in fear from It as Prof tries to find a weakness. He fails, but Afterimage manages to protect me for a while.

I watch, mildly entertained, then steal the The Sandwich.

I TAKE THAT SANDWICH AND RETURN IT TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER, @AltonicKeys

I protest, then slap Of, but am unable to get the Sandwich back

*pout*

I flee to the Dreamscape, hoping I’m safe there. Once there, I get sorely needed rest, until Hunter snipes at me.

I sigh and wish you all a merry Christmas- assuming y'all're Christian.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I invite @NerdyAarakocra to a Christmas lunch, the sandwich will be provided.