The Battle for the Sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

KABOOM

 

YESSSS I got to make the 1st post!!

Edited September 10, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I laugh and eat popcorn because I am still on another planet.

[strmblsd he/him]

My hidie hole rattles like crazy and I see some cracks form in the walls.......

Edited September 10, 2024 by strmblsd

[The H]

Doomslug and I fall through the cracks. Turns out hidie hole real estate is complicated.

"Why hello, friend!"

[PianoSavant she/her]

I stop running, grateful that I survived the explosion, then realize that I still have the Sandwich and keep running.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I backflip over the explosion.

[Immortal Platypus]

I wonder what kind of decoy Piano had, as I have the real one 347 lightyears away

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I teleport, grab the Sandwich, and teleport back using my one-use-only teleporter, then I hide in my Redwoods treehouse.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I fall through the cracks into Vyz's treehouse and steal the sandwich. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I paint the trees green so now they're greenwoods then steal the sandwich.

[PianoSavant she/her]

3 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

I wonder what kind of decoy Piano had, as I have the real one 347 lightyears away

I harrumph, feed the fake Sandwich to a chull, and thus convince it to join me on a mighty quest for the Sandwich. 

About three weeks later, I make it to what is now the Greenwoods.

[Immortal Platypus]

I had already gone in and taken the sandwich by the time you arrived.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I harrumph again.

[SPECTRE120]

I get utterly vaporized by my own explosion.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I laugh again and eat more popcorn.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Using the popcorn in my not-so-elaborate plan, I take it and throw it in Platypus’s face in an attempt to take away attention from the Sandwich.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

While all attention is away from the sandwich, I steal it and go to the Cognitive Realm.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

...where I am waiting for you.

I knock you unconscious and take the Sandwich.

[Wierdo he/him]

I bring Glass an orange, sitting next to them and making no attempt to take the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

I bring Glass an orange, sitting next to them and making no attempt to take the sandwich.

I graciously accept the orange and give you a lemon in return.

[Wierdo he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I graciously accept the orange and give you a lemon in return.

I cut the lemon in half and smile at glass, before cutting it into triangles and consuming. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but when Glass gives you lemons, do whatever I don’t care.

I take one of the uneaten slices and squirt it in both of your eyes, then I take the Sandwich and run back in the Physical Realm, hiding in my backup treehouse in the red- I mean Greenwoods.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but when Glass gives you lemons, do whatever I don’t care.

I take one of the uneaten slices and squirt it in both of your eyes, then I take the Sandwich and run back in the Physical Realm, hiding in my backup treehouse in the red- I mean Greenwoods.

XD

It doesn't affect me since I'm still a CS, and I try to help Wierdo get the lemon juice out of his eyes by soulcasting a sink into existence so he can wash his eyes out.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I steal the rest of the un-consumed lemon slices teleport to the moon in cr, laughing manically because I want to soulcast the moon into a lemon

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I summon the sandwich to me using my mind powers then run off before anyone can catch me.