The Battle for the Sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

I wait for the wish I had to take effect 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I spontaneously do a backflip, the Sandwich still in my hand.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Vyz's excitement causes him to explode.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Vyz's excitement causes him to explode.

Why are you doing this to me

This explosion was actually an explosion of power as I go Super Saiyan and fly away.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Jerome and I use butterfly nets to catch Vyz then take the sandwich and go off to our nuclear bunker to make some milkshakes.

[strmblsd he/him]

I commit to finding this girl of my dreams no matter how long it takes

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Why are you doing this to me

This explosion was actually an explosion of power as I go Super Saiyan and fly away.

Because it's The Battle for the Sandwich and it's funny to pick on a single person sometimes. 

I shove Vyz into a butterfly containment habitat with giant, carnivorous butterflies who are constantly trying to kill him. Then I give Strmblsd a motorcycle helmet that will become relevant later.

[strmblsd he/him]

I wonder why I now have a motorcycle helmet

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I wonder why I now have a motorcycle helmet

I tell you that you will eventually see.

[strmblsd he/him]

I put the helmet on

[Vyzkel He/Him]

20 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Because it's The Battle for the Sandwich and it's funny to pick on a single person sometimes. 

I shove Vyz into a butterfly containment habitat with giant, carnivorous butterflies who are constantly trying to kill him. Then I give Strmblsd a motorcycle helmet that will become relevant later.

Haha okay that makes sense.

 Since I am still Super Saiyan, I easily destroy all the butterflies and escape the habitat. Afterwards, I appear in front of Unintelligenius and take the Sandwich.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I give strmblsd a small single stud earring that will be relevant later (or whenever he puts it on, hehehe)

[strmblsd he/him]

I also put this on but am slightly more concerned 

[Edema Rue she/her]

The girl of your dreams appears in front of you, hazy. “Get the sandwich for me,” she says. “Only then can I be yours.” Then she fades away.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

The girl of your dreams appears in front of you, hazy. “Get the sandwich for me,” she says. “Only then can I be yours.” Then she fades away.

Ooo dramatic…

I run out of the nuclear bunker, cackling. As I run I yell, “NOTHING CAN STOP ME!”

Edited August 5, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Ooo dramatic…

I run out of the nuclear bunker, cackling. As I run I yell, “NOTHING CAN STOP ME!”

I stop you-

 

 

 

-by firing Strmblsd out of a cannon (hence the hemlet) at you. He grabs it and lands on top of a hill, completely unharmed.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I tap dance onstage, take the sandwich, then use the trapdoor in the hill to go under the stage. I do a quick change so no one recognizes me.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I don’t need to recognize you, because I smell the Sandwich. I take right from under your nose and run away.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take it left from under your nose and walk away.

[strmblsd he/him]

I go back to the cannon and shoot myself away

[PianoSavant she/her]

21 hours ago, strmblsd said:

I go back to the cannon and shoot myself away

I also shoot myself out of the cannon because it looks fun. I forget to wear a helmet though. It does not go well.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I carefully put PianoSavant back together, and give her a helmet...

[PianoSavant she/her]

I thank you and launch myself out of the cannon again, this time not turning into human jelly.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Suddenly I feel like bringing back dead jokes, so I punch Vyz in the face once and program my F-22 to trip anyone and everyone who has the Sandwich.

I laugh to myself quietly.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I throw the F-22 at Unintelligenius and as he trips I take the Sandwich.