The Battle for the Sandwich

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I eat the sandwich your hands.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I watch this in horror.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I eat your horror, however that works.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I eat your horror, however that works.

I’m guessing it’ll be like a dementor taking souls

Now that my horror is gone, I steal the Sandwich very courageously, taking it to Australia.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take Australia and very courageously steal the Sandwich, goneing my horror now.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I steal Australia and take the Sandwich, to my horror.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

To my horror, I steal the Sandwich using Australia.

[LightRinger he/him]

To Australia, I steal my horror using the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I ignore whatever happened in the past few posts and take the Sandwich to my house.

[Hyper129 He/Him]

... what the storms is happening

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I ignore your ignorance and summon the sandwich with my new and improved Sandwich Summon-inator!

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I call in parry the platypus to beat you up well I fall off of a building after grabbing the sandwich. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I’m confused if Ten Fools parried a platypus or called in Perry the platypus, then I peek out a window from the building Ten Fools was dropping off of a take the Sandwich and I put the sandwich in a high security vault in Alcatraz.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I blow up Alcatraz and then summon the sandwich to me using my magical mage powers.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I steal your magical mage powers as well as the Sandwich.

[LightRinger he/him]

I get shocked I’m older than Vyzkel and the Sandwich jumps to my hands to comfort me. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I get confused about how old LightRinger thought I was, then I take the Sandwich since he got so shocked that he was paralyzed.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I steal back my magical mage powers, unparalyze LightRinger, and send out a search party with all the worlds military to find the sandwich and bring it to me.

[strmblsd he/him]

I trick them with a different sandwich 

[PianoSavant she/her]

I eat the different sandwich

[LightRinger he/him]

7 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I steal back my magical mage powers, unparalyze LightRinger, and send out a search party with all the worlds military to find the sandwich and bring it to me.

Ooh thanks!

I’m now unparalyzed, and I was so shocked I now have lightning powers, which I use to convince the French to defect, and give me the Sandwich, along with French Fries, which they did not invent, and which I eat. I’m also confused on if I grammared that sentence correctly. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I give the French some bread and cheese, making them follow me, I then tell them to take the Sandwich back and give it to me.

[PianoSavant she/her]

Je parle français. Cela rend les Français heureux et ils me donnent le Sandwich à la place.

Edited July 12, 2024 by PianoSavant

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I take in the sandwich in English.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 hours ago, PianoSavant said:

Je parle français. Cela rend les Français heureux et ils me donnent le Sandwich à la place.

Je parle français aussi!!

I take the Sandwich, then I go to my backup cabin in the woods.