The Battle for the Sandwich

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I use my powers to track the sandwich and Vyz's location, and casually travel the speed of light to his location, and shake his hand

[Lunamor she/her]

I steal the sandwich while Vyz is distracted by Scars shaking his hand.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I say your full name right, rendering you shocked for a moment before I grab the sandwich and leap into Cultivation's Perpendicularity.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I open Honors Perpendicularity, and tackle you, and watch as the Sandwich sinks into the bead ocean.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I morn for the loss of the sandwich as I cry on the beach. Gizmo comes to comfort me. 

[PianoSavant she/her]

I sneeze. Somehow this means that the sandwich launches back to the hill where it started (don’t question it). I am also launched back there (cause logic and stuff I guess) so I pick up the sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I use a portal gun that I found in my pocket to steal the sandwich, I then go into my Fallout bunker.

[Lunamor she/her]

I use Liberty Prime to smash open your bunker and retrieve the sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I drink some Nuka-Cola.

[aetherbound he/him]

I turn from a sandwich back into a person. While Lunamor is recovering from this, I enter my spaceship shaped like a sandwich shop, take the real sandwich, and fly to Roshar.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

The Fused bombard you and capture you, then bring the sandwich to Odium because they've never seen anything like it before.

[strmblsd he/him]

I trip over my own words and stumble into the sandwich on accident and step on it.. pick it up and run

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Still in my F-22, I use Nightblood to kill Odium, then pick up the Shard and command the Fused to chase down Strmblsd and bring the Sandwich back to me.

[strmblsd he/him]

I cower in a hole

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I run and cower in the same hole, I offer strmblsd some Nuka-Cola

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Living Glass is bound to the Rosharan system.

I pick up the shard of Honor.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I splinter myself and cause untold damage to Roshar, then remind Rye that Honor is already shattered.

I fly towards y'alls hidey-hole, intent on blowing it up.

Edited June 6, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I snap my fingers and become an elantrian. I teleport to roshar, take the sandwich from The Living Glass and teleport back to the city of Elantris with my army of elantrians protecting the sandwich and I.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I am hidden as an Elantrian, and use Aon Tia to teleport to the Sandwich, and exit the Multiverse into the real world

[PianoSavant she/her]

IT’S NOT BOLDED

My imaginary pet penguin eats the Elantrians

Edited June 6, 2024 by PianoSavant

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

2 minutes ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

I am hidden as an Elantrian, and use Aon Tia to  teleport to the Sandwich, and exit the Multiverse into the real world 

I snap out of my dream

I still use Aon Tia to teleport to the Sandwich, and exit the Multiverse into the real world

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You assume the Multiverse is not the real world...

I find you with my F-22 and blow you up. The Sandwich falls to the ground.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Luckily I had metalbened your F-22 into a shield from the rockets, but I still lost the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

HAHA except you still got blown up because my F-22 is not metal-bending proof! MWAHAHA

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

HAHA except you still got blown up because my F-22 is not metal-bending proof! MWAHAHA

Hhhh?

Its not, so I can metalbend it