The Battle for the Sandwich

[BlueWildRye he/him]

The sunset has my face on it, and I swallow Ten Fools whole, then spit the sandwich into my hand.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

9 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

The sunset has my face on it, and I swallow Ten Fools whole, then spit the sandwich into my hand.

I question how Rye turned into the sun and fly quickly away from him.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

The moon also has my face and it punches Living Glass' F-22 into the ground. I start running away but trip on the jet because that's just a running gag at this point.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

This feels like a fever dream…

I wake up in the hospital and realize this is not just a fever dream, so I run as fast as I can to the scene and yoink the Sandwich from BlueWildRye after he tripped, proceeding to hop into the jet he tripped on.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

The jet with @Through The Living Glass in it...

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I start a week long river trip and will be unavailable for another week

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, BlueWildRye said:

that's just a running gag at this point.

*ba dum tss*

1 hour ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

This feels like a fever dream…

mhm.

23 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

I start a week long river trip and will be unavailable for another week

Have fun!

I punch Vyz in the face after he hops in my jet, and he drops the Sandwich in the cockpit. "MY JET."

I fly away.

[Lunamor she/her]

I see that Rye’s face has turned into the moon and say “That’s rough, buddy.” Glass gives me the sandwich in appreciation for my incredible empathy.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I eat 30 sandwiches (not the sandwich) in 10 minutes and Lunamor is so impressed that he drops the sandwich, and I pick it up.

[strmblsd he/him]

I just plain kick it out of your hand then catch it in the air and do cry in a hole.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I console strmblsd, and since that made him so happy, he gave me the Sandwich to repay me. I give him $30 and run away, nearly tripping over an F-22, then I just steal that and fly away(no it’s not Through the Living Glass’) to a random vending machine and put it in to see what I get.

Edited June 3, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[BlueWildRye he/him]

You get me laughing as I run away with the sandwich, having hidden right behind it this whole time.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Touché…

I run after you, feeling sad that I didn’t really get anything.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I throw 1 billion dollars in cash at your face because I forgot your reward, and even that is only a tenth of the Sandwich's worth.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I eat the money, realizing that it’s not nearly as tasty as the Sandwich, so I run even faster, but I trip on an F-22.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I become enraged that Rye would say that 1 billion dollars is worth one tenth of the sandwich because it is worth infinitely more then 1 billion dollars. I appear out of nowhere, grab the sandwich, and dropkick Rye into a blackhole. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I cheer because Rye deserved it.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I jump out elongated like a noodle, then give Vyzkel a box that generates 10 billion dollars every hour, to make up for the lack of payment. I then run over to Unintelligenius and give him another box generating 10 billion dollars an hour, take the sandwich, and bring it to my testing facilities, where I plan to clone the sandwich. It will take several years to invent all the equipment, though.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

His cloning facilities immediately blow up due to breaking the rules of the game. The sandwich is now teleported across the entire multiverse in order to save it from evil doers

[BlueWildRye he/him]

"Finally!" I say, holding up the sandwich clone and stepping out from under the wreckage. I take a bite to test that it is really an exact duplicate. It is not. It tastes like plastic.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I give Rye a non-plastic sandwich to make up for his plastic one. Then I catch the sandwich because it was thrown into my hands when it was teleported across the multiverse.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I use my new dimensional-portal-inator from a different thread to open a portal for my F-22 and I to fly through. I appear right above Unintelligenius.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Dr Doofenshmirtz has betrayed me 

I steal a certain Platypus with a fedora from someone cool, and I somehow get to the same dimension using a kid who always knows what he’s gonna do today, and I steal the sandwich.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I snap my fingers and teleport my sandwich into my hand, then use the awesome Strand Tangle + Grapple flight trick to escape.

(Destiny 2)

[aetherbound he/him]

I begin existing in front of Why, take the sandwich, and cease to exist.