The Battle for the Sandwich

[BrechioSwordMouse he/him]

I become Spiderman and grab the sandwich with my webs and swing away.

[Soulbinder she/her]

I become Squirrel Girl and snatch the sandwich from your hands with the help of my squirrel friends.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I become Gandalf the Blue and airbend the sandwich into my hands. Then I hop on a ryshadium and gallop away to Hobbiton.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*Screams in having read The Silmarillion*

I become Gandalf the Grey and use my unspecified magical powers to steal the sandwich in a vague manner.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I become Me the Teal and use my magic something-or-other powers to steal the Sandwich somehow.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Suddenly, for unexplained plot reasons, I gain a wellspring of power with no foreshadowing whatsoever. I use this to take the sandwich in an epic and cool fight scene before suddenly losing my new power and having a lot of angst about it.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Spoiler

7 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Since you didn’t bold it, it was all a dream

There are things you wish were NOT a dream, and then there are things you are glad ARE just a dream.

I cut myself out from the webs using Sting, which I just have now for some reason, then run up to the powerless and angsty NerdyAarakocra and casually take the sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

You glance over your shoulder and when you look back the sandwich is gone and I'm standing casually on the corner of a building eating a sandwich not the sandwich.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I roll a nat 20 for stealth and shuffle my goliath rogue over to you and somehow pickpocket the sandwich from you

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I cast fireball, exploding everything in a 20ft radius, also cooking the sandwich.

Edited May 23, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I simply cackle at your apparent inability to bold things

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I cackle along and then fall to the floor with laughter and covertly steal the sandwich from WhyEverNot whilst doing so.

 

Edited May 23, 2024 by Unintelligenius

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Man I am sleep deprived

I now cast fireball, only exploding and sending Unintelligenius away and cooking the sandwich, I then use a grappling hook to grab it, and I run away.

Edited May 23, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I run up next to you, say “I think you need some sleep,” then tap you on the forehead and watch as you fall unconscious. I then summon an extremely comfortable bed underneath you, then take the sandwich and go to my local barber shop and trade it for a hair trim

[Vyzkel He/Him]

My insomnia is too strong, so I run over and buy the sandwich for twenty bucks, since I rolled a nat 20 on charisma.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just before you complete your purchase, I burst in and offer 21 bucks for the Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I throw down my brand new hat that I got because I failed the perception check.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I pick up your hat, dust it off, and hand it to you, before casting an even stronger sleep spell, then threaten “Stay asleep before I get mean!”

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I thank you and then fall right to sleep, I’m now broke though because the barber pickpocketed me while I was sleeping.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I pickpocket the barber and stick the money inside your hat, then summon another bed and teleport you into it. Then I engage in an extremely intense game of Rock Paper Scissors with Nerdy for the sandwich

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The Rock-Paper-Scissors match will be sung of in legend for centuries to come. The repercussions of the duel alter the very fabric of the universe. Any alien species coming to Earth will feel the echoes long after the human race becomes extinct.

After a year and a day, I win the match when I call rock, summoning Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. With the power of immutable stone on my side, I claim victory, and the sandwich is my reward.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I want someone to animate this... imagine how chaotic it would look.

I steal Vyz's (may I call you vyz?) insomnia, which I give to Nerdy after injecting melatonin into them. While you are dead tired but unable to fall asleep, I take the Sandwich to the nearest pharmacy.

Edited May 23, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, as a member of an FRC team's design division, I have long since transcended the need for sleep. Brushing away such pitiful notions as "melatonin" and "insomnia," I jump in through the window of the pharmacy and land in slow-motion inside an expanding cloud of dust. Whirring by The Joy Formidable begins playing as I shout a witty one-liner and progress through an incredibly contrived platforming gauntlet, reaching the sandwich and snagging it just as the final chord hits.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Watching Nerdy do that plus the fact that the music was only in their AirPods makes me fall to the ground laughing.

After I'm done laughing I chase Nerdy down.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I want someone to animate this... imagine how chaotic it would look.

I steal Vyz's (may I call you vyz?) insomnia, which I give to Nerdy after injecting melatonin into them. While you are dead tired but unable to fall asleep, I take the Sandwich to the nearest pharmacy.

Yeah you can, I don’t mind.

I unfortunately have now become a professional sleep walker, transcending all sleep inducing spells and drugs. I use my super-human sleepy senses to track down Nerdy, I then jump off of Through the Looking Glass and perform a graceful backflip while stealing the sandwich. I then teleport to the farthest bed from me and fall back asleep, cuddling the sandwich.