The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I blackmail Fred, threatening to expose him as a porcupine if he doesn't give me the sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

9 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Platypus picks up the Caterpillar and asks it when the last time it had lunch was.

The (dead) Caterpillar suddenly looks very, very sad.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Elan sneezes.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

A pigeon takes the sandwitch

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i take a cannon and shoot the pigeon down, grabbing the sandwich in the process.

[Immortal Platypus]

Raven is locked in a castle. I blow up the castle in honor of Haly, take the sandwich, and run off to find Haly.

[Canada Lover]

10 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Raven is locked in a castle. I blow up the castle in honor of Haly, take the sandwich, and run off to find Haly.

Someone appeared in front of you. They knock you out, and steal the sandwich. They then teleport and put the sandwich on the highest mountain in the lands. In Canada. They also gather everyone at a birthday party. Then they eat a fake sandwich, but it looked so real everyone thought it was real. 

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Is this allowed? I read the first post.

 

Edited November 16, 2023 by Canada Lover

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

bold it. 

I sneak into the mountain and take the sandwich back.

[Immortal Platypus]

4 hours ago, Canada Lover said:

Someone appeared in front of you. They knock you out, and steal the sandwich. They then teleport and put the sandwich on the highest mountain in the lands. In Canada. They also gather everyone at a birthday party. Then they eat a fake sandwich, but it looked so real everyone thought it was real. 

 

yeah, it's allowed but not bolded so it isn't canon.

As the sandwich was never at the mountain, I still have the true sandwich

[Soulbinder she/her]

Fred the Hedgehog returns with a vengeance and also a tank, and threatens to blow you up if you don't give him the sandwich

[Immortal Platypus]

I tell them I've been blown up plenty of times, I'll be ok. I keep the sandwich.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Fred runs you over with the tank, backs up, jumps down, and grabs the sandwich. He scampers back into his tank and drives away as fast as he can.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail falls from the ceiling of the tank and lands on the sandwich.

[Canada Lover]

7 hours ago, Soulbinder said:

Fred runs you over with the tank, backs up, jumps down, and grabs the sandwich. He scampers back into his tank and drives away as fast as he can.

A person shows up with their entire armed forces of Emus. Fred sees Emus in space ships fly over. They see someone riding an Emu with a laser on the Emu's head. The Emu snatches the sandwich and runs off. Protecting the Emu with the sandwich is more Emus, along with large Beavers with Rifles. The Emus brought out the Emu cannon, ready for war.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Sadly for them, Kyle the Laser Kiwi has come to Fred’s aid. Kyle evades the emus, snatches that sandwich, and runs for Fred’s tank

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Elan steals the sandwich and then sneezes, covering it in a horrible disease that will kill anyone that touches it.

It only covers the sandwich, so it follows the rules.

[Immortal Platypus]

"Fortunately Platypuses are immune to normal diseases," I say as I take the sandwich.

[Canada Lover]

7 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"Fortunately Platypuses are immune to normal diseases," I say as I take the sandwich.

An Emu picks up the platypus, and runs away at 40 mph.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

A Cheeta starts running 50 meters back, moving at 60 miles per hour. How long will it take for the cheeta to steal the sandwich, assuming constant velocity?

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i have created a miles long roadblock, and when you crash, take the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

I wonder what sandwich Raven had stolen as I still had it...

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I cast the ancient ritual of ambiguity clearing to get rid of all the fake sandwiches. Then I take the real one as payment for getting rid of all the ambiguity.

[Immortal Platypus]

On 11/13/2023 at 9:23 PM, Edema Rue said:

The (dead) Caterpillar suddenly looks very, very sad.

I finally see this post and invite it to lunch with Nerdy sometime. I invite Nerdy too.

1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I cast the ancient ritual of ambiguity clearing to get rid of all the fake sandwiches. Then I take the real one as payment for getting rid of all the ambiguity.

Your ritual failed as you accidentally put in "none" instead of "all" in the ritualistic casting device. I gave you a fake sandwich, then destroy all the other fakes, leaving me with the only original.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

55 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I finally see this post and invite it to lunch with Nerdy sometime. I invite Nerdy too.

Your ritual failed as you accidentally put in "none" instead of "all" in the ritualistic casting device. I gave you a fake sandwich, then destroy all the other fakes, leaving me with the only original.

I accept the invitation and use this as a way to palm the real sandwich. I then hide it in my incredibly secure vault. The only way inside the vault is to watch the full extent of a glitchless Prodigy Math Game 100% speedrun.

[Immortal Platypus]

4 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I accept the invitation and use this as a way to palm the real sandwich. I then hide it in my incredibly secure vault. The only way inside the vault is to watch the full extent of a glitchless Prodigy Math Game 100% speedrun.

Jokes on you, I have watched that. I take the sandwich.