Sequence Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 I, having shrunk down to the size of a button to fit in your backpack, grab the Sandwich and jump out of your backpack. I then quickly an silently dig a Sandwich sized tunnel to escape through, leaving you none the wiser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 I detect the sandwich hole and follow it, digging a Platypus sized hole to follow through. I take the sandwich from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiahida Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 I eat an apple to distract you while I take the Sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 I eat a pear to distract you while I take the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 I eat a sandwich to distract you from me taking the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiahida Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 (edited) I feel proud of starting a trend to and thank you while I covertly take the sandwich. Edited October 6, 2023 by Xiahida 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aredor Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 (edited) I hire an eagle, and it grabs the sandwich from you and gives it to me. Edited October 6, 2023 by Aredor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 I am secretly the eagle and delivered a fake sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiahida Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 I use a lasso to pull in the eagle and wrestle the sandwich out of its grasp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 But as you focus on keeping the eagle's sharp talons away from your eyes, I swoop in and steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 As you lassoed the wrong eagle who also somehow had a sandwich, which I discovered was the real one, I charge at you, tackling you and take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 (edited) you were too slow to post, so I get the sandwich by default! Edited October 9, 2023 by RaeTheRaven 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiahida Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 I am speed incarnate so I take it from you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 I was not saying that I had the sandwich, I was conceding that somehow another eagle had gotten it from me, so you didn't get the sandwich by default, which mean Xia doesn't have the real sandwich, I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiahida Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 Uno Reverse! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 DOES NOTHING HERE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiahida Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 I shove a Nope sandwich down your throat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 I eat that sandwich and keep the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 While you were busy eating the nope sandwich, I was firing my prototype breath-blaster at you. It jammed and I shook it, which did nothing. Eventually, I got it to fire, the breaths, which were building up the entire time, had become so concentrated that they no longer could awaken things, but will simply vaporize anything they come into contact with. The sandwich is vaporized, which breaks the rules. To solve this, I gather the sandwich vapor and solidify it in Thaidakar's hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 As it broke the rules, the entire post is invalid, even the fix, as the fix could not happen as the problem didn't occur! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 I take advantage of this conundrum by making a Star Trek-style transporter and using it on Platypus. As the sandwich can't be destroyed, it is left behind, allowing me to grab it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 I am transported behind you as your transporter malfunctions. I grab the sandwich from your hand, then fly away (cause a platypus can do that, totally). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiahida Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 I eat a sandwich trying to enjoy the peace and quiet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvestedDragonLJ Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 I transform into a swarm of bats Dracula style and snag the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiahida Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 I use a mix between a crossbow and a shotgun to hit the bats and catch the sandwich as it falls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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