What would you do if you found in your pocket

[Nathrangking he/him]

Hope that it was not poisonous. 

What would you do if you found a deck of many things in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wonder why anyone would want to put a thing on a deck of cards 

What would you do if you found a Dutch bunny in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Love it forever and spend obscene amounts of money to give it the most comfortable living experience possible.

What would you do if you found a broken microwave oven in your pocket.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Toss it out and buy a new one.

What would you do if you found the wedjat eye in your pocket?

[Going_North_cal]

Wonder what a wedjat eye was and put it back.

What would you do if you found the IRS in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Ship then I'm back to DC along with the eye of Horus.

What would you do if you found the weird sisters in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Be confused.

What would you do if you found a red fern in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Be puzzled.

What would you do if you found the tree of knowledge in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Eat it to gain the knowledge.

What would you do if you found a dragon egg in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Hatch it of course!

What would you do if you found a chemical reaction in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Use it as either A/C or heating.

What would you do if you found a Blightsteel Colossus in you pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Be confused

What would you do if you found a Death Star in your pocket?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Become Darth Vader.

What would you do if you found a deadly octopus in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Die from it brushing up against me through my pocket

What would you do if you found a five hundred piece puzzle in your pocket?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Fall to the ground and get smooshed because the pieces are giant

What would you do if you found peanut butter in your pocket.

[Nathrangking he/him]

 

Make cookies.

What would you do if you found an angel blade in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Cut myself by accident, probably.

What would you do if you found a laundry room in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Sell it as 'Pocket Laundry' and make MILLIONS! (Evil laughter)

What would you do if you found the shard of Odium in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

19 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Sell it as 'Pocket Laundry' and make MILLIONS! (Evil laughter)

What would you do if you found the shard of Odium in your pocket?

Be passionate.

What would you do if you found the trojan horse in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Sneak it into Troy.

What would you do if you found a pineapple in your pocket?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

EAT IT!

What would you do if you found a pine-orange in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

BURN IT!

What would you do if you found a Soviet PM Pistol in your pocket?

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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Sell it.

What would you do if you found a zombie in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fill its mouth with salt and sew it shut in the middle of a circle of candles. Kudos to anyone who gets that reference.

What would you do if you found plastic vampire fangs that turned you into a real vampire in your pocket?

[Odiumiumium he/him]

It's Morbin time!

What would you do if you found a sentient sword that would like to destroy evil in your pocket?