Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 28, 2021 Posted December 28, 2021 ok, so my cousin asked me to make this topic, post ridiculous theories. first theory, Lift is secretly Hoid's apprentice, Hoid is training her to eat all the food in the cosmere to become a shard. 3
lukaash Posted December 28, 2021 Posted December 28, 2021 Lol. This is now my new head canyon even though I don't think the characters have ever even met. It just works so well! 1
dannnex male Posted December 28, 2021 Posted December 28, 2021 2 hours ago, lukaash said: This is now my new head canyon you have a head canyon? ow sound's painful 4
cometaryorbit Posted December 28, 2021 Posted December 28, 2021 Instant noodles are the secret to getting Stormlight off of Roshar, which is why Hoid is so interested in them. (The noodles act as wires to conduct the Stormlight from a gem to a metalmind, white sand, or another world's Investiture storage mechanism.) 2
lukaash Posted December 28, 2021 Posted December 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Dannnex said: you have a head canyon? ow sound's painful The worst part about is that I don't have a brain. It is just a big open space where the only thing I think of is how I am a stick. 2
NameIess Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 “Allomancer” Jak is actually a full feruchemist, who covers up the rumors of his feruchemical abilities by telling unbelievable stories about himself. 6
mentally ill Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 (edited) hoid once had a deep discussion with jasnah about the rest of the universe and how it works and jasnahs just discussing all of these complex and deep theories about the secrets of the universe and shes so confident and hoids just smiling and playing along cuz its all wrong lol Edited December 29, 2021 by mentally ill 4
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 29, 2021 Author Posted December 29, 2021 13 hours ago, mentally ill said: hoid once had a deep discussion with jasnah about the rest of the universe and how it works and jasnahs just discussing all of these complex and deep theories about the secrets of the universe and shes so confident and hoids just smiling and playing along cuz its all wrong lol ya know, that actually sounds like something that would happen. 2
KaladinWorldsinger Posted December 30, 2021 Posted December 30, 2021 20 years after the book elantris, a huge Tsunami Hits the coastline of Arelon. King Raoden is reported to have screamed, "You gotta be kidding-" before his disappearance. Queen Sarene is reported to have said, " I told him we should just relocate" for the rest of her life 1
Ixthos Luke/Luke Posted December 30, 2021 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/28/2021 at 10:43 PM, Dannnex said: you have a head canyon? ow sound's painful And that's how the Reod happened. 1
Friendshipspren he/him Posted January 12, 2022 Posted January 12, 2022 Adolin will become highprince of fashion. Tlr was so tired cause he was always busy canning food in the storage caches using F-steel 1
Rosharan Chicken he/him Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 Brandon Sanderson shall be revealed as the One, from the Iri religion. The books are all experiences of the One.
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 On 29.12.2021 at 4:19 AM, Nameless said: “Allomancer” Jak is actually a full feruchemist, who covers up the rumors of his feruchemical abilities by telling unbelievable stories about himself. I also have a wacky alternate theory on Allomancer Jak. My theory is that he's not a mistborn, but a zinc misting with advanced savanthood. And that whenever he disseminates stories about himself or catches people tell his tales, he AOE enflames credulity. 1
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted February 4, 2022 Posted February 4, 2022 Every time Hoid sneezes, he gets randomly relocated to any planet with a perpendicularity, and has to use the hard way to get back where he wants. 3
+Harrycrapper Posted February 4, 2022 Posted February 4, 2022 (edited) Stormlight 5 will be 10000 pages long, the bulk of which will be the requisite "Hoid telling Kaladin a story", but it's just him narrating the entirety of the Wheel of Time books to Kaladin to motivate him out of whatever slump he's in. Edited February 4, 2022 by Harrycrapper 5
redshadow310 he/him Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 The Lopen will become The Honor. By the time book 10 finishes up The Lopen will be "cousins" with every single sentient being on Roshar. That level of Connection will cause Honor's Investiture to coalesce around him and he will become a shard. 1
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 If all the spren sneeze simultaneously, Adonalsium will reform 2
Some Random Spren he/him Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 The theory about the aons is wrong and the scholars actually DID just mess all of them up, and it got bad enough that the reod happened 1
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