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Dalinar: You could be fire!!!

Evi: But I’m not a stick!!!

 

post your bad stormlight jokes

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What do you call a giant evil fungus that may or may not be buried under Kholinar?

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Ba

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Ado

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Mushroom

 

 

 

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11 hours ago, Invocation said:

The only bad joke in Stormlight is Moash.

What about  kaladin's love life

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54 minutes ago, sonoskay said:

What about  kaladin's love life

That's not a joke, it just doesn't exist.

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16 hours ago, Soulcast said:

Dalinar: You could be fire!!!

Evi: But I’m not a stick!!!

 

post your bad stormlight jokes

You twisted, sick, wonderful...!

 

:'-D  ‡-'D

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Why did the bartender ask to see the one armed Herdazian?

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He needed a bottle Lopen-er

 

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9 hours ago, HSuperLee said:

That's not a joke, it just doesn't exist.

Seriously not fair.  Kaladin gets 0 while Adolin has 3.

Edited by What's a Seawolf?
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Ooh! Bad jokes! I'll be sure to come back to this post and edit in new jokes when I think of them.

Kaladin: Shallan, you can't control me any more than you can control the storm.

Shallan: What starts with b and rhymes with shoots?

 

Kaladin: No offense, Dalinar, but you can't control these lighteyes any more than you could a storm.

Dalinar: *Bonds to the Stormfather*

 

Patient: I'm feeling depressed. I feel like life is Misreable, Opposing, And Super Hating.

Doctor: *leans in* We call that the Moash feeling.

Edited by BooksBeforeDeath
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Man walks into a Azish clinic to see a doctor. He tells the doctor he feels alone in an uncaring world. 

The doctor says "Treatment is simple. Go see the great Worldsinger Pagliacci. He'll make you feel better."
Man bursts into tears. "But doctor," he says, "I am Pagliacci."

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a friend of mine told me once that Dalinar should’ve used a massive tiger’s eye stone instead of a ruby to capture Nergaoul, because then “it’s the eye of the tiger and the thrill of the fight”, and to this day that’s both the best and the worst cosmere joke i’ve ever heard

 

Source: https://shooty-shooty-whacky-whacky.tumblr.com/post/170634217521/a-friend-of-mine-told-me-once-that-dalinar

(Oathbringer spoiler)

Edited by Winds Alight
Putting this in spoilers as it's OB
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what do you call a sad, sad, little man?

A Moash!

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This isn't really a joke but in Oathbringer

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Dalinar says he imagined the Thrill as "malignant and insidious" like Odium and Sadeas. Perhaps malignant and in-sadeas? *raises eyebrow* 

 

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Putting the pun in punishment, I sheepishly present to ewe a very baaaad joke.

What does a narcissistic male sheep say?

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Amaram, Amaram, Amaram

 

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On ‎12‎/‎11‎/‎2018 at 5:19 PM, Soulcast said:

Dalinar: You could be fire!!!

Evi: But I’m not a stick!!!

 

post your bad stormlight jokes

Sick* sick burn** burn

On ‎12‎/‎12‎/‎2018 at 10:02 AM, NoiseSpren said:

You twisted, sick, wonderful...!

 

:'-D  ‡-'D

Sick sick* sick burn** burn burn

*as in twisted and disturbing

**as in having been hurt by fire

Also:

Q: Why don't the Shin ever go to war?

A: Because they're so cowardly that even their war hawks are chicken!

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A modern Rosharan: "Why did the joke cross the road, the crossing joke did why?"

An ancient Rosharan: "I don't know, to get to the Origin?"

"No, to get to the other side."

*Puzzled look* "I don't ketek."*

EDIT: *"I don't get it."

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"The black sphere."

"The black sphere who?"

"No, the black sphere what!"

Edited by Ripheus23
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On 12/19/2018 at 9:33 PM, Personification said:

Sick* sick burn** burn

I think you mean stick :-P

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Because it was a Red Heron

 

Did you know Shallan has tried to turn several things into fire, and use them for cooking?

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More than she can bake a stick at.

 

I think we all need to Cultivate a better sense of humour - some of these jokes are Odious

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What size of beer Nale likes?

"N"

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He likes "N"ale.

 

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What type of spren will Ash bond?

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An Ashspren

 

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@Ixthos Ash will bond an Ashspren and turn people into Ash.

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What is the name of Ba-Ado-Mishram's sibling on a farm?

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Bah-Ram-Ewe

 

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