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Ooh! Bad jokes! I'll be sure to come back to this post and edit in new jokes when I think of them.

Kaladin: Shallan, you can't control me any more than you can control the storm.

Shallan: What starts with b and rhymes with shoots?


Kaladin: No offense, Dalinar, but you can't control these lighteyes any more than you could a storm.

Dalinar: *Bonds to the Stormfather*


Patient: I'm feeling depressed. I feel like life is Misreable, Opposing, And Super Hating.

Doctor: *leans in* We call that the Moash feeling.

Edited by BooksBeforeDeath
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Man walks into a Azish clinic to see a doctor. He tells the doctor he feels alone in an uncaring world. 

The doctor says "Treatment is simple. Go see the great Worldsinger Pagliacci. He'll make you feel better."
Man bursts into tears. "But doctor," he says, "I am Pagliacci."

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a friend of mine told me once that Dalinar should’ve used a massive tiger’s eye stone instead of a ruby to capture Nergaoul, because then “it’s the eye of the tiger and the thrill of the fight”, and to this day that’s both the best and the worst cosmere joke i’ve ever heard


Source: https://shooty-shooty-whacky-whacky.tumblr.com/post/170634217521/a-friend-of-mine-told-me-once-that-dalinar

(Oathbringer spoiler)

Edited by Winds Alight
Putting this in spoilers as it's OB
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On ‎12‎/‎11‎/‎2018 at 5:19 PM, Soulcast said:

Dalinar: You could be fire!!!

Evi: But I’m not a stick!!!


post your bad stormlight jokes

Sick* sick burn** burn

On ‎12‎/‎12‎/‎2018 at 10:02 AM, NoiseSpren said:

You twisted, sick, wonderful...!


:'-D  ‡-'D

Sick sick* sick burn** burn burn

*as in twisted and disturbing

**as in having been hurt by fire


Q: Why don't the Shin ever go to war?

A: Because they're so cowardly that even their war hawks are chicken!

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A modern Rosharan: "Why did the joke cross the road, the crossing joke did why?"

An ancient Rosharan: "I don't know, to get to the Origin?"

"No, to get to the other side."

*Puzzled look* "I don't ketek."*

EDIT: *"I don't get it."

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"The black sphere."

"The black sphere who?"

"No, the black sphere what!"

Edited by Ripheus23
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On 12/19/2018 at 9:33 PM, Personification said:

Sick* sick burn** burn

I think you mean stick :-P


Why did the chicken cross the road?


Because it was a Red Heron


Did you know Shallan has tried to turn several things into fire, and use them for cooking?


More than she can bake a stick at.


I think we all need to Cultivate a better sense of humour - some of these jokes are Odious

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