AonEne Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 The bomb would explode in two seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 (edited) So a petition was started to freeze time so they would have more time to deal with the bomb's imminent explosion. Edited November 30, 2020 by Ookla the Bored 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 It failed. The bomb exploded into a shower of confetti. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 Jones the ostrich was completely unharmed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 Physically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 And mentally. At least, that was what he believed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 And he was entirely correct. The bomber, on the other hand... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 was Joee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 And of course Jones the ostrich's mother was blown to pieces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 He fell over, sobbing desperately, if ostriches can sob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 Then he realized he didn't actually care, since his parents were terrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 And that's dragon haunches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 He felt encouraged by the discovery that he was, in fact, a dinosaur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 But then he caught tuberculosis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 “You’re out!” Jones called to the person at bat. They were playing a friendly round of tuberculosis-ball. That’s when Jones remembered he had schizophrenia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 Luckily, his friend Sams could help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 Because Sams was a dang potater and knew that tuberculosis in this case was not tuberculosis, it was tuberculosis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 (Sams was also a hallucination) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 Narrator Ene was no longer quite as mad at herself and was no longer kicking trees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 Nameless inquired as to what she had been mad at herself for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 X's avatar encountered Sams the cowboy gorilla. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 Smas was a gorilla cowboy and totally not the same person 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 (They were twins) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 (the parentheses had taken over the Bunker) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 (squeezing it in grips of partical circularity) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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