Fatebreaker

These books are excellently written, but WMF was just a bit too gratuitous for me. Still loved it though.

Gandalf for a number of reasons: Better hat (FACT.) Uses a sword not just magics Rides awesome horsey Killed a stormin' Balrog This:

I find puns to be an emotional cure-all. And food. And world conquest...

When on earth, I generally reside in LA, and.. What! There's no 17th Sharders in Swaziland!?! I must go convert them! (A long plane trip later...) The Swazilanders did not recognize their savior when he landed...

Excluding siblings, I've got two tortoises whose goal in life is to devour all of reality, two bearded dragons named Kelly and Chrysopholax(Tolkien reference anyone?), too many chickens, and a horse that thinks it's a dog.

Not as much as brothers...

For Scadrial, what about the possibility of a metal similar to a bendaloy that let's you create a distance bubble, essentially teleport. Or maybe it has something to do with feruchemically storing investiture.

Shards are banned from teaching because their classes tend to conflict.

Greetings one and all! We are proud to announce the Grand Opening of the first Cosmere University!!! We are the first interplanetary university in the cosmere and admit (nearly) all setient applicants, even if you're a skaa or a darkeyes! With a glorious view of the cosmos and infrequent attacks on the campus, we garuntee a blissful learning enviroment like no other! Here are some of our classes and professors: The Economics of Allomancy, taught by Professor Dockson Cosmere Biology. This Class is split into different sections: Greatshells and their kin, Mistwraiths, and Cremlings Leadership and You: The definitive guide on leadership, taught by Professors Elend Venture, Dalinar Kholin, and Raoden Politics: An Immortal Perspective, taught by Professor Blushweaver. Antilogic 101, taught by Professor Wayne The Textiles of War: Wartime Economics, taught by Professors Sebarial and Dockson Cosmere 101: A Brief Guide to Our Universe, taught by Headmaster Hoid The Art of Banter, taught by professors Lightsong, Shallan Davar, and guest lectures by Headmaster Hoid Religious Studies, taught by Professor Sazed Destruction 101, Taught by Professors Nightblood and Szeth Linguistics 300: Accents and Impersonations, taught by Professor Wayne Sociology 500: Inter-Shard World Communications Culinary 70: Horneater Cuisine, taught by Professor Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor Psychology 600: Lifeless Art 60: Drawing and Composition, Taught by Professors Shallan Davar and Ben McSweeney Creative Writing, taught by Professor Brandon Sanderson Some of our courses are specialized for talented students. They include the following: Emotional Allomancy: It's a Riot!, taught by Professor Breeze Landrian Physical Allomancy 1: Effective Pewter Use, Taught by Professor Hammond Physical Allomancy 2: The Usefulness of Tin, taught by Professor Spook Gravitation and Physics, taught by Professors Szeth and Kaladin Push and Pull: The Physics of Steel and Iron, taught by Professors Kelsier and Vin Aon Geometry, taught by Professor Raoden Awakening for Losers Beginners, taught by Professor Vasher Worldsinging, Taught by Headmaster Hoid and Professor Sigzil The Art of Lightweaving, taught by Professor Shallan Davar Eating Rocks: The Science of Soulcasting, taught by Professor Jasnah Kholin Worldhopping, taught by Headmaster Hoid and Professors Galladon and Demoux Domination: a guide to being an evil overlord, taught by Professor Rashek and the 17th Shard Staff We also encourage new students to join our dueling team! We hope you make the choice to join our beloved alumni and look forward to seeing you soon! (Please feel free to make your own suggestions for classes and staff)

Nope. Both Sazed and Rashek (TLR) were Terrismen, which as far as we know, only live on Scadrial. There is of course the Terris Worldhoppers, but they still originated from Scadrial.

Well that's no fun... Maybe I just need a bigger spike... hmm... (Grabs a broadsword) I'll be back in a few.

Breeze. I don't care how, but a dialogue between him and Wit would be phantasmagorical.

Ooo, this is an interesting concept... Maybe Battar and Kalak as both Elsecallers and Willshapers have the surge of Transportation.

Finally! Questions: Would spheres be considered valid payment? And if I can soulcast a stick into fire will I get a free shirt?

And remember, the mandatory voluntary soul donations required by the staff are relatively painless 9 times out of 100. Give or take 9...

That's what I was saying. You could double spike a quintuple spiked clone for each ability. And hemalurgy is never boring if you do it correctly

That has been a problem in the past. That and the inevitable sandwich shortage...

Hmm... coming up with alternative upvote greeting... Got it! It's dangerous to go alone, take an upvote.

Bummer. You should just store wakefulness, works for me every time.

This would be kind of cheap, as it would make you practically undefeatable: Yodel. Poorly.

Another thing, if I have 20 MILLION clones and even 5% of them are mistings or ferrings, why bother spiking? You have a nigh unstoppable army and, with the looks I've got, could easily reintroduce allomancy and feruchemy into the gene pool.

If you're interested in hemalurgy but concerned about morality, you're not doing it right. If spiking clones of yourself did work, you could have a clone spike another clone(or however many you want) and then spike him, possibly amplifying the power even more.

I'll probably butcher this, as I haven't been to Scadrial in years, but here's an attempt: Wasing the being of flaming.

Hoid told me.

I guess it was wrong for Adolin to kill that slimy son of a dehydrated camel, but it felt so right...