He's very nice. He lets me talk to him for too long about random historical figures, at least.
STEP ONE HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED
UNFORTUNATELY, STEP 2 TURNED OUT TO BE MORE TO THE EFFECT OF SCREAMING AND RUNNING AWAY
I WOULD BE OKAY WITH THE SPY THING THOUGH
I'm not really sure I want to go to the homecoming dance. I've had bad experiences with school dances, and I'm not going to date until I'm 16, but he's really nice and I don't want to be mean. I don't know how to say no while still conveying that it's not because I don't like him.
It's certainly flattering to be asked, though.
I still have no idea why. I'm a complete weirdo. I wore a spoon in my hair today, for heavens' sakes.
...Oh yeah, I wore a spoon in my hair today. Long story.