Mistrunner

Seems a little extreme.

Help. It is summer in the south. The heat, the humidity. Honor, how on earth do you survive Florida? Do you kill alligators and use them for shade? If I don't make it, I want you all to have the collection of drawings I made in math class of Stormlight characters as horses. They're terrible, but I wouldn't want them to go to waste upon the occasion of my death. Adieu. Adieu. Adieu.

Yes. I want to learn more about people who have different backgrounds/beliefs, but the internet is so scary that I'm afraid to ask anywhere but the Shard. I hate that people are being lumped together and hated on due to things they have no control over. It doesn't matter if you're black, white, one-sixteenth Gallifreyan, bisexual, asexual, Captain Jack Harkness or whatever. You have a right to an opinion. Just make sure it's an informed one and I'll respect it. We're all humans on a pale blue dot hurtling through space. I just wish people were nicer. You know? I also wish I was one-sixteenth Gallifreyan, but that's a little harder to achieve.

Lizzie's last name is Allred, so she's probably one of the first up.

Death ray

Ooh, ooh, I've got this.Step 1: Throw weasels and other assorted rodents in a circular fashion. This creates a 'weasel wall' she will be unlikely to attempt crossing. This also adds to an aura of insanity, thus lowering the chances of her remaining attracted to you. Step 2: Grin madly and quote unstable, murderous book & movie characters. I suggest Zane from Mistborn and the Joker from Batman as good starting points. Step 3: Begin yodeling loudly whilst brandishing a large weapon- preferably an Uruk-Hai scimitar. Step 4: Remain single for the rest of your life. Step 5: ??? Step : Profit! You're welcome.

Shh, it'll all get better. It's gonna be okay.*distant maniacal laughing*

Full-on belting it out. It's a very powerful song.

I'm listening to Wicked and I kinda zoned out because I was surfing the internets and then I realized Defying Gravity was on and I was singing So apparently all you need to do to find me in a crowd is (look to the western sky!) start playing Defying Gravity, because I cannot listen to that song without singing along to it.

Just stole the peanut butter from the kitchen. I'm eating it now. It's almost midnight. I should probably go to bed. But peanut butter.

Trying to sing songs in the tenor range. If I go an octave higher, it's too high. If I stay in the original range, it's too low. I have to randomly switch between octaves and it sounds weird. It's especially hard with a ) Billy Joel songs b ) Musicals, because all the good guys are tenors This is the biggest struggle in my life. Edit: Youtube ads, especially ones that are very different in theme from what you're trying to see. I don't care about your hair, Selena Gomez, I'm trying to listen to Javert's Suicide.

Mistrunner looks up from her book to see the room in chaos, covered in bookie crumbs, and possibly on fire. In other words, a normal day at the Knights Awkward HQ. "I can't believe this started as a quiet, peaceful place to read," Mistrunner mumbled, getting up and tripping over her purple blanket. "Welcome Jaime to the keep of the Knights Awkward. Bookies are on that table over there. Ship bookies are on the end table by Nashan. Sodium bookies are the worst mistake I've made in my life." She frowns. "Did I forget something? I think I forgot someth- OH! Your Words are accepted, welcome to the Order of the Knights Awkward!" Mistrunner stuffs a bookie into her face to cover her embarrassment. Unfortunately, it was a Ruin bookie. "Gaah!" Jasper facepalms and flies up into the rafters for some quiet.

Mistrunner whispers "Nashan doesn't hesitate, he exhibits no restraint. He takes and he takes and he takes and he... keeps... winning... anyway..." Out of breath, she collapses and Jasper lets out a sigh of relief. "Is this over, then?" he asks hopefully.

I have an idea! Because I don't care for either candidate's policies, I say they settle the election by either rap battle or singing contest. I suggest "Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better" from Annie Get Your Gun. "Any taxes you can cut I can cut lower I can cut any tax lower than you." I'd watch it.

Mistrunner is torn. She cannot navigate this complex storm of musicals that she loves all of. Which does she sing? What does she do? She feels a little late to the party. But wait- There is only one choice. The mashup. "WAIT FOR IT! WAIT FOR IT! I AM THE ONE THING IN LIFE I CAN CONTROOOOOOOL I AM INIMITABLE, I AM AN ORIGINALLLL I AM NOT FALLING BEHIND OR RUNNING LAAAAAATE I AM NOT STANDING STILL, I AM LYING IN WAAAAAAAAAIT (wait, wait, wait)!" She then dramatically leaps up and sings, "SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY! AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY, EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY! Even if there's only- ONE DAY MOOOOOOOORE!" She then keels over, having used more air than was in her lungs.

I drew a brain weasel. Do not listen to the brain weasel. It is untrustworthy. Listen to your friends. You have serious writing skills.

Random historical tidbit, AKA irony in motion:Washington the state was originally going to be named Columbia after the Columbia river. However, they decided not to because they thought it would get mixed up with the District of Columbia. Guess what we call that now? Washington, D.C. Thats why everyone from Washington calls the country's capital D.C.

You're funny but you can be sincere, too, which I appreciate. Also, you play in a great band. Kudos to y'all, it sounds great.

Huh, cool. So the HonorMomsprenSteelborn family has competition. Also, I said y'all in my last post. Living in the South is getting to me. I better not start picking up the accent, or I'll never hear the end of it.

Hello and welcome, good sir. Any brother of Honor Spren is a brother unto me. Unless you attempt to chase me with spikes, in which case I will politely decline and promptly climb up a tree. This has gotten me wondering. Now that there's you, Honor, and Momspren on the forums- are there any other forum families? Kobold's mom is on, and Slowswift's cousin has an account, but I don't know of any with more than y'all.

Of course I haven't forgotten you. You've been missed! Welcome back!

"LETTTT HIIIIIIM LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE," Mistrunner belts, singing over the top of Nashan's moaning. Jasper sighs, walks over to Allomancy and struggles to make himself heard over Mistrunner and Sunbird. "Welcome back, Ally, on behalf of everyone who is currently busy butchering a perfectly good song."

Steal all you want! All I'm using it for is headcanon. I kinda like Sinclair.