"Wow, is that Nikliasorm?" I cry. While you are distracted, I depickle the sandwich (and take it with me). The pickle tracker that falls out I put into an unobtanium/aluminum alloy box and bring to my base, where I proceed to destroy it.
I slept through my alarm today
slept 20 minutes with those minor second intervals of tritones blaring loudly in my ear before my mother had to come in and wake me up for school