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  1. dezaS
    Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards
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    ys i do th. pe. be. me. is no bi
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    yes because it got me the sandwich
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    to soulcast herself into tiger
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    I realize that the sandwich was replaced with a fake (a real ham sandwich but not The Sandwich), so I eat the fake sandwich and climb out of my hole in the mountain; Doof's Sandwich Stealinator left a radiation in the air, so I geiger-count my way to the Sandwich, fighting both Doof and Truthwatcher with my two shardblades as I use my Perry-The-Platypus jetpack to escape to my house under the mountain. This has to be one of the most absurd sentences I have ever written
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    whatever the bottle for that is made of
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    Me siento aburrido
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    Does being Returned count? TPBM doesn't speak fr*nch
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    1794. Overthrow Robespierre and end the Fr*nch Reign of Terror
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    Kaladin the Therapist cause hes clinically insane too lol what mine?
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    How do I get my significant other to break up with me? The League of Nations
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    come on this should be obvious allomancy
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    yes... tpbm packed too small a lunch today
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    Hello? Is this the seon for the ghostbloods? I found a way to get Stormlight off Roshar! ma ma gu lu ka bu la
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    I take the sandwich and (although I have deadeyed the Stormfather due to my conflicting Truthwatcher oaths) summon tje stormfather as a gigantic shardblade with which I cut a hole in a mountain to hide with the sandwich.
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    But Honor fixed him, causing
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    I reveal your lies and get a bunch of skybreakers knocking at your door. I sneak out with the sandwich.
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    Xisis?
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    Harvard
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    What's your favorite movie Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor
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    "It is I, Shaiger!" said
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    you get flamin' hot chull head i have Ender's Game
  23. dezaS
    A group of people who get sick as children and manifest a compulsion to give themselves heavy metal poisoning, often with such hallucinatory effects as (with consuming gold) seeing yourself wearing different clothes which gives you anxiety.
  24. dezaS
    I think I would most be able to hold Autonomy and not immediately be killed by an opposing Intent (although Ambition would be fun indeed). I would hate to take up Honor for the reason that my personality does not lend itself to binding oaths. In fact, the power would likely kill me rather quickly.
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    Alwaysland
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