If I knew where you lived (and it wasn’t unreasonably far (and I actually trusted anything online to any extent)) I’d come to your house with the best pineapple pizza I know of and shove it down your throat if I have to. You have to try it first and then I’ll be willing to listen to what you have to say about pineapple on pizza.
please don’t give me your address, you shouldn’t trust me or any stranger online.