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  1. Pineap-spider
    I push doomslug out of the driver seat and then back up over Vyz. Then I drive over him, and back up over him again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. When I get bored of that, I load Vyz in the back, strap him down, and then launch the ambulance off a cliff with a brick on the gas.
  2. Pineap-spider
    I offer The H a piece of cake, and he forgets Vyz in his excitement
  3. Pineap-spider
    DUUUUDE! NICE JOB! Maybe you won’t need to stress out about it as much! I put a healing potion 20 feet away from Vyz, and then staple him to the ground. Then kick him in the ribs. I happily accept some cake
  4. Pineap-spider
    Congrats! I hit Vyz in the head with a leaf blower. And an impact driver. And a 40 pound weight. Then I kick him in the ribs and take the Sandwich
  5. Pineap-spider
    I plant an Audrey II in the garden, and start collecting the blood from Vyz’s arm for… reasons. I Also inquire about Strmblsd’s smile. in Uninteligenius’s future, he dies, because he’s eaten by a Mean Green Mother from Outer Space. in the present, I dig up the sandwich, and brush off the dirt, then hide it.
  6. Pineap-spider
    Bootleggers
  7. Pineap-spider
    Umm… er…. Maybe….. indecisive? Do you have a list of the most pitiful people you know?
  8. Pineap-spider
    I start up a lawn mower, then slowly make my way to PianoSavant ( it seriously only goes like 3 mph)
  9. Pineap-spider
    Wait, this is so confusing. 2352
  10. Pineap-spider
    But my car is fine? I’ll take it! granted. You have to break a fine china plate every day to maintain your vision I wish I instinctively knew the time correctly
  11. Pineap-spider
    *Laughs mockingly*
  12. Pineap-spider
    @ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ, why are you like this? 2250 (I think)
  13. Pineap-spider
    Γεαιιγ? Ηθω Κθθι!
  14. Pineap-spider
    Did everyone on that list ping you? Or do what I did and download a Greek keyboard
  15. Pineap-spider
    Southern Utah is beautiful! Red rocks, great hiking, wonderful relatives. UTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  16. Pineap-spider
    You are definitely the one dying. I was just trying to make it clear what I edited
  17. Pineap-spider
    *chants louder* UT-AH, UT-AH, WHOO WHOO WHOO!!!
  18. Pineap-spider
    Granted. It has pineapple on it. Now for your bane, your teeth will fall out and regrow every day I wish someone hadn’t hit my car in the parking lot
  19. Pineap-spider
    5, old man Smokey the bear has a death warrant out for you
  20. Pineap-spider
    I use goldfish google to figure out what that is, and then hide behind a blowfish blast wall
  21. Pineap-spider
    I edit my original po... I mean, I travel back in time and alter the future. while you die of cookie poisoning and everyone is distracted by you dying, I steal the Sandwich
  22. Pineap-spider
    Oh not you. Glass. She must have some anti-Utahn bias, because Utahns are factually the best. i just accidentally quoted you and didn’t bother to get rid of it.
  23. Pineap-spider
    I’m sensing some bias
  24. Pineap-spider
    2243- oops, you’re right. I blame @ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ
  25. Pineap-spider
    2242- was this supposed to be like TLT at one point? I didn’t read all 94 pages
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