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PianoSavant

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  1. I use a realistic human dummy to distract the cannibals and then I grab the Sandwich
  2. *watches and accidentally hits myself with a chicken cannon*
  3. I am in emotional pain (well and some physical pain too but whatever) I have received what is truly the worst possible punishment for a musician I got my wisdom teeth out and cannot play violin until they heal more How am I supposed to go an entire week without playing violin!?!?
  4. I don't know if anyone has done this yet, but... "Give a goat a fish and you feed goat for a day, teach goat how to fish and you feed goat for a lifetime." - Lao Tzu
  5. Oh my gosh how are you so good at this?!?! Anyways could I get one also?
  6. Ooh Star Wars! ...how did I not know this thread existed Yes I agree! Acolyte so far could definitely be better but I really enjoyed some of the fight scenes and Jecki being smarter than everyone else Major Spoiler:
  7. While everyone is distracted by strmblsd falling unconscious I steal the Sandwich
  8. I am not yet eighteen for...an amount of years but I don't feel like doing math right now So uh hi
  9. *summons Salmon Shardblade because well why not*
  10. I sue you for the incredible offense of disrespecting a musical instrument by hitting people with it. I win and obtain the Sandwich.
  11. I take the sandwich with an eleph and an ant
  12. When you read way more than you sleep
  13. I throw the bowling ball at you and take the Sandwich
  14. https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/ensign/2017/07/young-adults/shyness-and-introversion-looking-in-turning-out?lang=eng#p19 I found this last week and OH MY GOSH THIS IS LIKE MY ENTIRE LIFE. So if you’re a fellow introvert/awkward person you should really read this, it’s awesome!
  15. I am already there for some reason so I take the sandwich
  16. IT’S NOT BOLDED My imaginary pet penguin eats the Elantrians
  17. I sneeze. Somehow this means that the sandwich launches back to the hill where it started (don’t question it). I am also launched back there (cause logic and stuff I guess) so I pick up the sandwich
  18. I am also going to FSY…in like two months but still
  19. I am unsure as to what is going on but I do an evil cackle anyway. As everyone is giving me weird looks and autocorrect is changing that to “wired lobs”, I steal the sandwich
  20. I nuke Neptune, take the sandwich, and go to my cabin on Saturn
  21. I am utterly confused. My utter confusion spreads to everyone else and utterly confusifies their utter brains into utter confusion. This utterly confusingly makes me have the utter Sandwich …I have no idea what I just wrote
  22. I disguise myself as a floorboard. That done, I sneak under the floorboards (don’t ask me how that works it just does) and steal the sandwich
  23. Aphedis is confused for a moment before realizing that Anguished_One is not literally giving them the eyeballs of a young dog
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