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  1. PianoSavant
    I break it. Whatever “it” is I don’t know but I still break it.
  2. PianoSavant
    I disguise myself so he gives the Sandwich to me instead
  3. PianoSavant
    I reason at no laugh for all.
  4. PianoSavant
    I thank you and launch myself out of the cannon again, this time not turning into human jelly.
  5. PianoSavant
    I also shoot myself out of the cannon because it looks fun. I forget to wear a helmet though. It does not go well.
  6. PianoSavant
    Hey me too! Well, it’ll be my first time, but I am also going today!
  7. PianoSavant
    I apologize to the tree for hitting it then use its branches to steal the Sandwich via improvised catapult. I hit another tree but at least I have the Sandwich.
  8. PianoSavant
    I blink so fast I launch myself towards BlueWildRye to steal the Sandwich but miss and hit a tree instead
  9. PianoSavant
    After magically un-exploding (don’t ask how cause I don’t know), I grow bored and decide to trap SourCandyLime in a vacuum cleaner, which I then sell on eBay. I then use duct tape to capture the spirit of the Sandwich (don’t ask how that works either)
  10. PianoSavant
    (I’m a she) I scream as I explode
  11. PianoSavant
    I become the sun and cackle maniacally as SourCandyLime’s spirit brings me the Sandwich
  12. PianoSavant
    I switch the Sandwich with some lembas *LotR geekery noises* and go visit Rivendell to watch the stars
  13. PianoSavant
    I hit TwinSouls with a musk ox and grab the Sandwich
  14. PianoSavant
    I hit NerdyAarakocra with a tesla and grab the Sandwich
  15. PianoSavant
    I shrug and move my violin (and myself I guess) away from the flames
  16. PianoSavant
    I mutter something about “kids these days” and start reading aloud from a DMV manual. This makes everyone fall asleep from boredom. I steal the Sandwich and switch to playing violin.
  17. PianoSavant
    I throw a burning tree at you
  18. PianoSavant
    I shake my fist at you and continue playing
  19. PianoSavant
    The explosion was me throwing a grenade at the cannibals chasing me. That done, I start playing piano dramatically while plotting how best to get back the Sandwich
  20. PianoSavant
    Hourra! I burn the woods then convince Smokey the Bear that you did it. He goes on a rampage and brings me back the Sandwich as thanks.
  21. PianoSavant
    Je parle français. Cela rend les Français heureux et ils me donnent le Sandwich à la place.
  22. PianoSavant
    I eat the different sandwich
  23. PianoSavant
    I steal your magical mage powers as well as the Sandwich.
  24. PianoSavant
    I steal Australia and take the Sandwich, to my horror.
  25. PianoSavant
    I steal the Sandwich, causing you to fall over, and hit your back
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