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  1. PianoSavant
    I nonchalantly take cover from the grenade.
  2. PianoSavant
    I nonchalantly kick you in the shins and steal the Sandwich back, then nonchalantly run away.
  3. PianoSavant
    I steal the banana that has the Sandwich in it. Nonchalantly.
  4. PianoSavant
    I use this opportunity to steal the Sandwich, as my previous attempt was thwarted.
  5. PianoSavant
    I helpfully provide some (bubble wrap I mean). There is quite a lot of it, so I take some of the extra, make a rope out of it, and lasso the Sandwich from Unintelligenius’s hand.
  6. PianoSavant
    I speak more Cow.
  7. PianoSavant
    I follow Unintelligenius to Mars and learn to speak Cow. I then convince the cows to join me and recapture the Sandwich. Well, I try. It turns out that Cow isn’t a real language and Duolingo lied to me. The Mars cows are very confused.
  8. PianoSavant
    You also accidentally summon me. I don’t have the Sandwich and am very confused.
  9. PianoSavant
    I harrumph again.
  10. PianoSavant
    “Maybe you shouldn’t be hitting me with a fish.” “Wolves are just liquid now, you know?” “We’re continuing life on our planet!” -all me
  11. PianoSavant
    I harrumph, feed the fake Sandwich to a chull, and thus convince it to join me on a mighty quest for the Sandwich. About three weeks later, I make it to what is now the Greenwoods.
  12. PianoSavant
    I stop running, grateful that I survived the explosion, then realize that I still have the Sandwich and keep running.
  13. PianoSavant
    I realize that there will be a bomb exploding on the next page and run away - grabbing the Sandwich, of course.
  14. PianoSavant
    I watch, confident that Doomslug has no idea that I actually stole The H’s wallet. I use The H’s money to buy a slice of cake.
  15. PianoSavant
    President Nelson made it to 100!
  16. PianoSavant
    I throw a ping-pong ball at you as I burn up in the atmosphere. When the doctors eventually piece me back together, I sue you for the Sandwich. I lose the case but steal the Sandwich when you aren’t looking.
  17. PianoSavant
    Pretty sure, yeah. I have seniority in neither age nor posts. But, uh, I still take the Sandwich. So there. Then I run away to Mars so I don’t get exploded.
  18. PianoSavant
    I dive for cover.
  19. PianoSavant
    King of the Ogres, named
  20. PianoSavant
    I use a small army of floating kangaroos to steal the Sandwich. Then I try and figure out where the kangaroos came from and why they are floating.
  21. PianoSavant
    I was not building the bomb shelter, so I was not distracted. I see Vyz steal the Sandwich and follow him, then bonk him on the head with a hammer and steal the Sandwich. I then assist in building the bomb shelter.
  22. PianoSavant
    I am mildly concerned that you just ate a human hand.
  23. PianoSavant
    The shark learns to run on land. In the chaos that follows, I end up with the Sandwich and someone’s disembodied hand. I throw the hand at the shark and run away as fast as I can.
  24. PianoSavant
    The standoff ends as the shark learns to walk on land. I run away.
  25. PianoSavant
    I stay even clearer of the pool.
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