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PianoSavant

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  1. fires of Mount Doom by
  2. I steal the Sandwich in celebration.
  3. Oof I attempt to come up with an amusing response to that, but I fail. I steal the Sandwich to console myself.
  4. I push the button and give the billion dollars to Vyz so he can get himself a nice doctor.
  5. I steal the machine and thus acquire the Sandwich.
  6. The duck apologies and attempts to give Vyz a rabies vaccine. This goes poorly, however, as ducks don’t have fingers, and merely results in Vyz getting stabbed a lot.
  7. I send a rabid duck after you to bring me the Sandwich.
  8. I run away from the squirrels, regardless of whether it was helium or hydrogen.
  9. Everyone is so focused on attacking Vyz that no one is paying attention to the Sandwich. I take it and hand everybody some rocks to keep them distracted.
  10. I cover my head to avoid a concussion.
  11. While everyone is distracted by whatever is going on, I steal the Sandwich.
  12. I throw Unintelligenius a torch to go with the pitchfork.
  13. I throw some grass at Scars of Hathsin, then walk away from the lawn mower
  14. I sit there, dazed, then start throwing rocks at you. Unfortunately, there is only one rock within arm’s reach of me, so after that I have to settle for throwing grass.
  15. I watch and wish for some popcorn. Then I realize I can wish for the Sandwich instead. The Sandwich magically appears beside me. I pick it up and walk away
  16. I dodge the Sandwich, then take all the things
  17. I change the bubble wrap to foam blocks.
  18. I put ten miles thick of bubble wrap under where strmblsd is going to land
  19. I steal your quiver which has the Sandwich
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