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  1. Unintelligenius
    Since peace didn't work Jerome and I decide to run and go into hiding. We work our way up until we control an enormous criminal empire. We then use this empire to get back my hands and the Sandwich.
  2. Unintelligenius
    Read it and wonder where the other half went. Then set up booby traps to stop any thieves from taking the half I still have. WWYDIYF nothing IYP?
  3. Unintelligenius
    "Me three" says Bob. Bob again turned back towards the spear. For some reason, he felt like he needed to pick it up. He felt drawn to it. He barely noticed that he had walked up to it until he was only inches away. His breathing suddenly quickened. "No," he thought to himself, "I won't go back... But it's such a beautiful weapon, and bringing it along won't hurt that much." Bob slowly removes a piece of paper from his pocket, wraps it around the end of the spear and lifts it from the ground, making sure to only touch the paper and not the actual spear. Then he walked back to Job and the wind with a smile on his face, after all what was the worst that could happen?
  4. Unintelligenius
    Unfortunately, the cave-in released dust storms that now cover the Earth.
  5. Unintelligenius
    Granted. You get a letter at your door saying you owe the bank $1,000,000,000,000,000 by the end of the day or you'll be arrested and all your assets will be seized. I wish for the Earth to not be flat anymore.
  6. Unintelligenius
    Jerome and I draft up a peace treaty saying we will forever not hunt each other ever again unless both parties agree to it because we get bored. Then I tell you that something is happening and you are so astounded that you drop the Sandwich in shock, right into my waiting hands.
  7. Unintelligenius
    2500 YEPEE!!!!!! 1/40th of the way there LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  8. Unintelligenius
    Extatic
  9. Unintelligenius
    Unfortunately, they all died.
  10. Unintelligenius
    Bob turned back towards the spear. For some reason, he felt he had to pick it up. His hand inched closer and closer to it until he.. suddenly yanked his hand back in shock. He hadn't come that close to picking up a non-paper weapon, much less one not made by his own hand. He shook his head and glanced one last time at the spear before continuing forward. "It was really a shame, such a beautiful weapon, if only it had been made of paper," Bob thought as he walked. Bob stares at Job with wide eyes. "But how do we do that with wind?" Bob stands there still looking confused. "Sooo, how exactly do we do this? I'm still really confused with how we're gonna, you know, defeat the wind and all."
  11. Unintelligenius
    Jerome and I decide to make peace with the bananas because we have been at war for so long.
  12. Unintelligenius
    Unfortunately they all caved in
  13. Unintelligenius
    prove that im more powerful so that I become one of autonomys avatars. WWYDIYFA chainsaw IYP?
  14. Unintelligenius
    Ramble
  15. Unintelligenius
    Bob flinches back, but then keeps walking, as he is too preoccupied by the wind and Job right now. "Ohhh, of course a suplex... so uh whats that?"
  16. Unintelligenius
    2497. Hi so confused! I'm unintelligenius!
  17. Unintelligenius
    I eat the black hole because I'm hungry. Then I become a wizard and train for ten thousand years until I have the ability to travel between dimensions and realities. I find one where Jerome is still alive and bring him back. We frolick off to a jungle to go hunt some bananas.
  18. Unintelligenius
    explode
  19. Unintelligenius
    Bob gestured at the wind with his stumps. "Mind if I get some help here?" he said, motioning towards his hands which were being carried away. "Also, would you perchance know how to defeat the wind?"
  20. Unintelligenius
    Eternal
  21. Unintelligenius
    I reattach my head and unpoof you so that you reappear, then I steal the Sandwich and swim off into the distance.
  22. Unintelligenius
    Bob grabbed his tongue back and reinstalled it. "Now, now, just because I'm trying to destroy you doesn't mean that you have to be rude." Bob pulled out an origami gun and casually shot the wind.
  23. Unintelligenius
    Bob sticks out his tongue at the wind. "That should show em'." "Yes of course," Bob says as he turns around slowly, "And just who might you be?"
  24. Unintelligenius
    I stand up, mutter a quick prayer to the god pigeon who controls the universe, and hunt down the Sandwich with a spear in hand. After a couple of hours of searching, I walk away with the Sandwich and you walk away with a spear... impaling you. i has it now
  25. Unintelligenius
    your welcome
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