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Unintelligenius

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  1. I wake you up and you are now out of the vision, but the Sandwich is in the vision. I travel there, grab it, wake up, and then shove you back into the vision.
  2. llamas
  3. Jerome grabs the Sandwich and transforms you into a sock. Then puts you into a washing machine.
  4. "yep he sure is... well then lets get suplexing." Bob reaches out and tries to grab the wind.
  5. Unfortunately, galactic law states that they must all be imprisoned for life for their crimes. The space police come to take them away.
  6. Granted. It is so cool that if you touch it you will freeze to death. I wish for a magnet.
  7. "Yeah, I agree." "What does that even mean? I need to metaphorically suplex the wind?" Bob asks. Then he waves to Job as he leaps away.
  8. I run off to scadrial where everyone praises me for pissing off the rosharans by not getting caught. They use their spy networks to find the Sandwich and give it to me. hes back!!!!
  9. Granted. You have it for a total of 3 seconds before I steal it. I wish for some armor.
  10. Bob glances at the eyes and hands in disbelief. Then shrugs his shoulders, who was he to judge. Bob turned back to the wind in disbelief, his mouth wide in surprise. He couldn't even form words. What was the wind thinking? How does paper give you purpose? That was like asking why peanut butter and jelly or bread and ice cream went together. They just did. After a few seconds and a couple of deep breaths, Bob found his ability to speak. "Well, as an origami master, I find purpose in making things with my own hands and using them to survive. I can lie down at the end of my life and be proud that I made what I needed with my own hands and did it my way. So yeah thats my purpose I guess."
  11. I quickly point out that per the original rules, the Sandwich cannot be eaten or duplicated, voiding your action of splitting and eating it. I surprise attack the bananas surprise attack and end up with the Sandwich.
  12. Granted. Your teacher still fails you. I wish for a pile of dirt.
  13. 2555 Unfix the numbers, but for real this time
  14. for your information 2503 backwards is 3052
  15. Bob hums along. It really is quite a nice tone. "Of course, paper gives me purpose." Bob watches on in confusion.
  16. I thank you and then go grab the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich.
  17. recharge
  18. Unfortunately the Martians left and then the humans realized they were stuck in space with no fuel or food.
  19. Welcome to the Shard! Which Brandon books have you read? What's the coolest thing you've ever drawn?
  20. Unfortunately, the crops are being killed by the blight, and your only chance of survival is by sending a dude through a black hole.
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