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  1. Unintelligenius
    Bob gladly hands the peddler two shillings and chugs the serum. Bob laughs triumphantly at the wind. "You fool, now I am windproof and am unstoppable!" Bob pulls out his origami katana and starts slashing at the wind.
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    Bob blows into the wind, making the wind very, very cold. "How do you like that?", he asks the wind, "Finally getting a taste of your own medicine.
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    Bob decides to go for a nice swim to cool off from the heat of the day. When Bob gets tired of swimming, he gets out of the ocean and goes to visit the peddler to see if he has any anti-wind serums left.
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    Bob pulls out three dollars and makes sure to hold onto them very tightly before handing them to the peddler.
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    Bob promptly jumps off the cliff which happens to be only five feet tall. He helps the peddler up and asks for some anti-wind serum even though he only has 2 shillings.
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    Bob gets up from the wreckage of the fallen tree and goes looking for a store to get some anti-wind serum.
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    Bob casually ducked because that seemed like the smart thing to do. Unfortunately, one of the roots caught on his pant leg, and he was soon being dragged along the ground by the tree.
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    alas Bob has no cosmic powers, other than being weirdly good at origami. Bob graciously accepts the gift and puts on the shirt crafted from the stars. It tickles. Bob turned to the wind, "That was not very nice," he said. Then Bob pulled out a pair of origami wings and flew back to the ground.
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    Bob ran after the wind and started yelling at it to bring his shirt back. Eventually, he got tired, so he pulled out his origami boomerang and threw it, slicing through the wind, dropping his shirt, and landing back in his hand.
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    Bob climbed down the tree and galavanted off to find another fight.
  11. Unintelligenius
    Welcome to the shard! if you could visit one place in the cosmere where would it be?
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    Bob decided to throw one of his origami ninja stars at the wind to see what would happen.
  13. Unintelligenius
    I reinstate the spy network but make Joe their leader.
  14. Unintelligenius
    Bob pulled out a couple of origami ninja stars, then steps towards the chaos, "So, anyone wanna fight?"
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    I make holding or owning machetes illegal and then point out that you have one and quickly get you arrested. I am awarded the Sandwich for my hard work.
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    Bob walks in and looks around, his eyes wide, "What is happening?" he mutters under his breath.
  17. Unintelligenius
    you lose... again......................
  18. Unintelligenius
    Another spy, me, steals the Sandwich and keeps it.
  19. Unintelligenius
    yellow
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    Jerome swiped at Bartholomew, stepped back, and glanced at Named to see what he was up to.
  21. Unintelligenius
    tenacious
  22. Unintelligenius
    @3rd Of The Everstorm @Ancient Elantrian @Ashkaloda @BlueWildRye @DAVEY @Edema Rue @Experience @Honors Ghost @Kansas Stormcursed @Lotus Blossom @ʟɪɢʜʈ @mippo @NerdSandwich @Ookla the Fishy @Ookla the Nine-Fingered @reisleK @Robin Sedai @Snapdragon @Spark of Hope @strmblsd @The Bookwyrm @The Great Wyver @The H @The Paradoxical Phenomenon @The Stormfather @The Windrunner Supreme @Through The Living Glass @Wierdo As a thank you for following me I would like to remind you all that you lost the game!!! also scud you @strmblsd every time i see your pfp i lose the game
  23. Unintelligenius
    A time traveler moves a chair, and the world isn't flat anymore.
  24. Unintelligenius
    Welcome to the Shard! What's your favorite food and color?
  25. Unintelligenius
    Welcome!!! If you could visit one place in the cosmere where would you visit? Who is your least favorite cosmere character and why?
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