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  1. Unintelligenius
    so is it 2404 or 2492?
  2. Unintelligenius
    Super
  3. Unintelligenius
    "No no no. You got it all wrong... Maybe you're the silly one. Yes, yes that must be it. You are just trying to distract me from defeating you, therefore making me look silly, but I will not be distracted, therefore you are the silly one." Bob continued walking, looking very proud of the conclusion he had come to. After a few seconds of walking, he again paused and turned to the wind. "So you have absolutely no clue how someone could defeat you. Like you don't know where you came from or anything?"
  4. Unintelligenius
    I run down the backstairs of the arena, panicked and in total disbelief. He can't die. He won't. It's not possible. I reach the medical bay beneath the stands and burst through the doors to see Jerome lying on the bed in front of me, already attached with tubes and wires. I collapse at his bedside and clutch his limp hand. Come on, you can make it. You have to make it.
  5. Unintelligenius
    "I'm not a silly human! All humans are silly, which means no humans are silly, meaning that the silly humans are really the unsilly ones, but I'm silly, so I'm not a silly human."
  6. Unintelligenius
    Bob started breathing really, really fast, trying to use up as much air as he could. After a few minutes, he stopped and sat down, looking defeated. "Looks like that didn't work", he mutters to himself as he pulls out a piece of paper and begins to fold it.
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    "Thank you," Bob says to the wind, or well, he says into the air and assumes that the wind is listening. "So what you're saying is that if I were to theoretically suck all the air off of earth, then there would be no wind?"
  8. Unintelligenius
    ahhhhhh Bob kicks a path through a pile of ten bajillion year old fish.
  9. Unintelligenius
    Bob decides to ignore the crazy old man because Bob wants to defeat the wind. And also because Bob just feels like it sounds kind of fun. "Uhhhhhhhh... nevermind it doesn't really matter." Bob continues walking. "So do you know how, say, someone would be able to kill you?" Bob says to the wind. "Totally and completely hypothetically, of course."
  10. Unintelligenius
    "Do you even have a nose?" Bob asks the wind as he walks.
  11. Unintelligenius
    Bob waits three days and three nights, and the whale spits him out on dry land. He decides to set off on an adventure to find the home of the Wind, so he can vanquish it once and for all. Bob presses a button to revive all sealife.
  12. Unintelligenius
    Bob decided he wanted to see some whales. So that's what he did. He swam and swam and swam until he saw a humongous whale. Then he decided to try to ride it.
  13. Unintelligenius
    I float through space and time until I get kind of bored and decide to reappear in the arena. Jerome collapses before he can get to Named and realizes that his pewter stores are rapidly depleting. He tries to surge forward but ends up collapsing from the pain. Then the pain fades, and all is black. He floats through the darkness, neither seeing nor hearing, just being. Medics run into the arena and drag Jerome's body from the sand. He has been eliminated from the duel.
  14. Unintelligenius
    999,999 we're one post away guys
  15. Unintelligenius
    I snap my fingers and you all disapear. I mutter a prayer to the pigeon god who I forgot his name for keeping me safe. I then use my portal sword to get back to the arena.
  16. Unintelligenius
    He huffed back. "No you!" Bob gives him a piece of origami money and then runs off, giggling to himself. The peddler can barely hear him mutter, "he didn't even notice i just gave him a blank piece of paper".
  17. Unintelligenius
    Alas but it twas all a dream..... (you have to bold your sentences for them to happen) I pick up the Sandwich and step back into the portal and back into the arena stands.
  18. Unintelligenius
    Bob hastilly looks around the room with his snail eyes and walks over to the nearest shelf on his new turtle feet. He noticed there was a bottle that reads "Get Better Serum". Bob looks at the back, sees that the prescription amount is 4 drops, and promptly pipettes 4 drops of the Get Better Serum into his mouth. Slowly, his hair, eyes, and feet return to normal
  19. Unintelligenius
    Jerome ducks, but too late. The red luxin catches him on the shoulder and hurls him to the ground. His vision dims, and he can feel himself begin to drift away. As a last-ditch effort, he flares tin and pewter at once. The sudden pain and awareness clear his mind. He grabs his fallen dagger and crawls to Named, knowing he has very little time left. Fortunately, my portal gun doesn't need to know the name of a location to teleport me there. I just turn the know to the "Find the Sandwich" setting, shoot a portal out of my gun, step through, and grab the Sandwich.
  20. Unintelligenius
    2396... this has now been the closest.... also soooo close to 3000
  21. Unintelligenius
    2392. but technically it also has never been clsoer
  22. Unintelligenius
    Jerome stepped back and slowly made his way over to Named, dagger out. With himself and Bartholomew severely wounded Named could make easy work of them if he didn't do anything about it.
  23. Unintelligenius
    Bob turned to the peddler, "Maybe I shouldve asked this first, but what are the side effects?"
  24. Unintelligenius
    Welcome to the Shard!!! Would you rather live in elendel or the roughs if you had to choose? also i would recommend WoK just because its rusting awesome!!!!!!!
  25. Unintelligenius
    Jerome flares pewter and takes the hit right in the chest, but as he does so, he also stabs Bartholomew in the chest, hoping that he will be able to stay up longer because of his pewter.
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