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  1. Unintelligenius
    Jerome watches as both opposing duelists are thrown back in the oobleck explosion. He decides to shoot a handful of coins at each of them to test their powers. He doen't know much about what they can do and needs to find out fast.
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    Jerome downs a vial of metal and immediately begins burning pewter. Blue lines shoot out of his chest as he burns steel and searches for any metal that might be on the others bodies. He also drops a iron clip into the ground, stomps it into the sand with his foot, and pushes himself up into the air, waiting for @Ashkaloda or @KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren to make a move.
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    I thank you for the bandage. I teleport back to the colosseum and wait for Jerome to nod his head. He is ready.
  4. Unintelligenius
    I trip you and then walk off to find Jerome.... then I realize I wanted the Sandwich so I go back, trip you again, and then wander off to find Jerome again.
  5. Unintelligenius
    I come back from the hills with a 100 boulders on my shoulders and lay a wall around the Sandwich. Then I stand at the top and declare that no one shall take the Sandwich from my impenetrable fortress. Then I get tired and take a nap.
  6. Unintelligenius
    I find the Sandwich. I run into the hills. Thankfully I am not in the cosmere and am instead on earth.
  7. Unintelligenius
    I take the Sandwich out of niceness so that you won't be burdened with carrying it around.
  8. Unintelligenius
    I land on a big pile of bubble wrap then use my Heron Finder 3000© to find the heron. I politely ask for the Sandwich back.
  9. Unintelligenius
    I duck. During your travels you fall off a cliff and a nuke falls on you. Then you recieve a letter in the mail saying @Through The Living Glass sent the nuke.
  10. Unintelligenius
    Ganymede, as in the middle of the grass field that has a sign reading "Ganymede" on it. You are quickly approached by mole who wants to sue for trespassing. As you're distracted by said mole I grab the Sandwich and teleport back to the colosseum.
  11. Unintelligenius
    They release you into solitary confinement which is soundproof so they can't hear you.
  12. Unintelligenius
    One of my many guards notices you taking the Sandwich and takes it from you and then throws you in prison. He then gives me the Sandwich.
  13. Unintelligenius
    I quickly grab it back, thank him, and turn back to the duel waiting again for it to begin.
  14. Unintelligenius
    "I'll take the Moon." I turn to summon a portal and grab the Sandwich out of it then turn back to Trout.
  15. Unintelligenius
    I turn to Trout, "Sure that would be fun... where is somewhere by the way?"
  16. Unintelligenius
    but breaths would be so cool. like making nightblood or even just doing smaller commands. plus can't you not get sick with that many breaths?
  17. Unintelligenius
    I twiddle my thumbs as I wait for the duel for the universe to begin. I order some of my guards to bring me the Sandwich and they quickly do so.
  18. Unintelligenius
    You lose the game! woohooo!!!!!
  19. Unintelligenius
    The roman legions somehow wins the fight but are so heavily wounded that they have to return back to me without the Sandwich.
  20. Unintelligenius
    I send 12 fully armed roman legions to destroy you for saying this.
  21. Unintelligenius
    I think i still might have it i dont really remember Now in possession of popcorn I walk over to my seat which happens to be a golden throne. As the newly appointed emperor of Rome I take my seat on a private balcony in the colosseum surrounded by guards, ready to watch the duel take place.
  22. Unintelligenius
    This is awesome!
  23. Unintelligenius
    I grab the Sandwich and wait for the duel between Jerome, Named, & @Ookla the Incorrigible. I decide to teleport back into the colosium, this time in the stands, and wander off to find some popcorn.
  24. Unintelligenius
    "I guess Jerome will be a Mistborn." I snap my fingers and we are telelported to the middle of the colosium which is filled with thousands of jeering fans. I point to you and Jerome and tell you, "let the fight begin, whenever you are ready" and then hop through a portal of pure light.
  25. Unintelligenius
    Granted. You trip into a puddle of soda and drown. I wish for a telescope.
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