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  1. Unintelligenius
    I guess you could give Jerome the power of a shard.
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    Tortilla is bestest. By itself, with a burrito, cooked into trotilla chips, the options are infinite.
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    Granted. A portal opens below you and you are teleported to the Absolute Batman Universe Version 10C6 where everyone is trying to kill you, including Batman. I wish that I'm transported to the Absolute Batman universe, but Bane is actually a really swell guy and helps protect me.
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    Jerome threatens to eat it if you don't give him the Sandwich.
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    Granted. The carrot cake is poisoned. I wish for some ice cold water.
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    I snatch it from you and give it back to him.
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    Jerome slaps you and in shame of your actions you return the Sandwich to him. I step forward, "Jerome would like to have the power of a Rithmatist for the duel."
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    DOORDOOR!
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    Granted. With his immortality he realizes he's no longer on a time crunch and so wait a couple thousand years to finish wrapping up the cosmere. I wish for a boon.
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    There is a mechanical click behind Eventuri's right ear followed by a voice, only a whisper. "This is all very honorable of you but we all know why you're here. If you want to leave this arena alive then you will have to kill. Lucky for you I have a incentive, get yourself a kill and you will be rewarded with spores that will become very helpful in the near future." There is another click and Eventuri hears nothing more.
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    "For clarification, what's chromaturgy again? Jerome grabs the Sandwich from you whilst you are ducking from a lobbed penguin.
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    "You make a valid point but at what point is it too powerful? Like lets say Jerome wanted to have the power of a Shard and then could presumably destroy you with the mere wave of a hand?"
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    "I meant no magic in the fight, if you need it to stay alive then that's completely understandable. But we want this fight to be about who's stronger and a better fighter, not about who has the superior magic, so what do you say fight to first blood with a weapon of your choice?"
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    Who's your favorite character? Who's your least favorite character and why? What's your favorite food?
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    There is a mechanical click behind Jemms right ear followed by a voice. "Now where do you think you're going? This is the Hunger Games, you need to kill other tributes to win. Lucky for you, you will be rewarded if you attain one. Don't do anything and lets just say... you may regret it." There is another click and everything goes silent.
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    I step forward as Jerome's spokesmen. "I say we keep things simple, no magic, no shenanigans, just hand to hand combat... or if you prefer we could use daggers or swords. We could also up the stakes by giving the winner the Sandwich and naming them Emperor of the Sandwich."
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    @Experience @Ookla the Bread Duck you lose these storming ookla names i cant remember who anyone is
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    Granted. You can eat it, but you just get really sick when you do. I wish I could be impervious to poison.
  20. Unintelligenius
    I find Jerome and his army of monkeys. We decide to formally challenge the Spectrum to a duel to determine the rulers of the known universe. I propose a contest of champions and elect Jerome as my champion.
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    If you look back 500 pages ago you will see that I got the Sandwiches consent. I take back the Sandwich that was wrongfully taken from me. Then I wander off to find Jerome.
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    Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore hair on the day he was to kill a king. If he was already committing blasphemy he might as well go all the way...
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    I have an even better lawyer... its called a gun. My lawyer convinces you to hand over the Sandwich and walk away.
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    I point out that I very expressly stated that I dropped the Sandwich out with a parachute, so the Sandwich was safe the whole time. Then I grab the Sandwich from @Ookla the Intelligent in a very polite way and manner.
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