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  1. Unintelligenius
    Then it keeps bouncing and lands in my hand, where it stops bouncing. Then I run and score another touchdown. 14-0.
  2. Unintelligenius
    He throws me the Sandwich and I catch it then score a touchdown.
  3. Unintelligenius
    I join in on the chastising. Then Jerome grabs the Sandwich while everyone is distracted by Bartholomew being chastised.
  4. Unintelligenius
    I grab some cows to chase down the coward and they quickly catch Bartholomew. They return the Sandwich to me in exchange for a bottle of milk.
  5. Unintelligenius
    Bartholomew takes the Sandwich to me as a gift for my benevolence. In exchange, I give him a rat tail. A very nice rat tail indeed.
  6. Unintelligenius
    I replace Ink and Embers' liver with a spare and then take the Sandwich and arrest you for theft.
  7. Unintelligenius
    I do prefer them cuz i never have to sharpen them but I don't have any, i just borrow them from friends TPBM prefers handwriting to typing on a computer.
  8. Unintelligenius
    All the taxis in the world form a mob and hunt you down for your crimes against car-manity. While you are busy running from them I swipe the Sandwich.
  9. Unintelligenius
    yes i have TPBM likes there steak charred
  10. Unintelligenius
    I tap your back and you turn around. But I'm in front of you now and take the Sandwich and hop in a taxi.
  11. Unintelligenius
    you could use the double eye of the almighty
  12. Unintelligenius
    Because you are now held back by the laws of the shards, you cannot intervene in certain affairs. One such being the quarrel over the Sandwich. So I walk in and take the Sandwich, then free it, @YouCantHaveMySandwich's hamster, and take him for a walk.
  13. Unintelligenius
    Then, as always, the shards and people all begin to fight, and eventually everyone is dead, including you, and all that's left is lots of investiture and the Sandwich. I pick up all the shards and become Adonalsium, then pick up the Sandwich, ready to protect it with my infinitely powerful powers.
  14. Unintelligenius
    I pour some glue on your feet so that you are stuck too, and then grab the Sandwich and run off.
  15. Unintelligenius
    I point out that there is a stop sign on the road ahead of you, so you promptly stop all movement, and because there is a go sign in front of me, I continue forward and take the Sandwich from your outstretched, frozen hand.
  16. Unintelligenius
    They get the Sandwich through legal means and give it to me.
  17. Unintelligenius
    I produce obviously real legal documents stating that the Sandwich is my property, and all the governments of the world agree that it is mine, so they combine their armies to make a mega-army, under my command, to get the Sandwich for me.
  18. Unintelligenius
    Have a used dog toy. I have a sad dog.
  19. Unintelligenius
    Thankfully, I am inside the building, so you just pushed me off a little walkway edge, and I fall only half a foot. I grab the Sandwich back and run down all the flights of stairs. I say hi as I run down all the stairs.
  20. Unintelligenius
    I blow up the skyscraper and then search through the ruins for the Sandwich. Upon finding The Sandwich I rebuild the skyscraper and take the elevator to the top floor.
  21. Unintelligenius
    revetoed. I yank the Sandwich away from whoever has it, push them down a flight of stairs, and run off.
  22. Unintelligenius
    The SWAT are all wearing anti-tornado hats and anti-be-turned-into-Lifeless sweaters, so they're completely fine as they trek back to me and hand me the Sandwich, then set up a perimeter outside my warehouse.
  23. Unintelligenius
    I give up on the court case against @VieB13 and ask Bartholomew to dismiss it because it's taking too long. I then leave the courthouse and hire SWAT to steal the Sandwich for me.
  24. Unintelligenius
    Granted. The stick is stuck in a 1000 by 1000 foot block of solid cement. I wish for the power of levitation.
  25. Unintelligenius
    Granted. You now have a ghost duck that is always following you, but you can't see, communicate with, or do anything at all with it. I wish for a duck.
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