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  1. Unintelligenius
    I pet your pet hamster as I muse on how I will next steal the Sandwich. While you are distracted by my musings, Jerome sneaks around behind you and takes the Sandwich.
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    I snag it before it gets back to you.
  3. Unintelligenius
    I veto that. It definitely belongs on Pizza.
  4. Unintelligenius
    Granted. You also gain his age plus all the time since he died. I wish for a cup of water.
  5. Unintelligenius
    I use a grappling hook to yoink the Sandwich from your pocket.
  6. Unintelligenius
    I give Jerome a banana and he eats it. He then returns the banana peel to me and I throw it in front of you, causing you to slip, cartoon style, and accidentally throw away everything you are holding.
  7. Unintelligenius
    I hire them, and they gladly accept my mission to steal the Sandwich from you because you fired them for no reason. Someone distracts you as no one sneaks up and takes the Sandwich (he can do this because he has invisibility powers because he is no one). No one decides he's had enough of working for other people so he runs off and tries to sell the Sandwich on the black market to the highest bidder.
  8. Unintelligenius
    You must have confused 'no one' with 'someone', who is my devoted and faithful servant, who gave you a fake and actually gave me the real Sandwich.
  9. Unintelligenius
    I unzip your life and then take the Sandwich and give it to Jerome to hide it where no one can find it.
  10. Unintelligenius
    yeah, or at least i think i am TPBM is allergic to something random.
  11. Unintelligenius
    Jerome turning on me was obviously part of an elaborate plan because he would never actually turn on me. Right after he gives you the Sandwich, Jerome punches you and then steals it back and also all your spare cash. He then returns the Sandwich and the cash to me.
  12. Unintelligenius
    Jerome definitely has echolocation too. Jerome uses his echolocation to locate the Sandwich and then steals it and gives it to me.
  13. Unintelligenius
    I walk out of my cell because you forgot to lock it and then go searching for you.
  14. Unintelligenius
    I explain that your morals are not the same as the law and that, according to Supreme Legislation Area Code 4.11.8, "vanquishing will result in immediate arrest by the perpetrator." I arrest you again, this time putting you in a cell that is impossible to escape, and then take the Sandwich.
  15. Unintelligenius
    Evan let out a groan and looked down in surprise at the tomahawk that was planted in his gut. He slumped over onto the ground, knowing that he would never get back up. "Maybe this isn't all that bad", Evan thought to himself in his last fleeting moments, "I can finally... stop.... fighting..." Evan let out his final, ragged breath, and everything went black.
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    I am a skybreaker. I arrest you for vanquishing because that's obviously illegal. I take the Sandwich for myself for research purposes.
  18. Unintelligenius
    @The Aspiring Archivist
  19. Unintelligenius
    I shoot you with a missile and then grab the Sandwich from your corpse. Then I dig a tunnel to the middle of the Earth and hide.
  20. Unintelligenius
    Evan yelled in pain as the blade cut deep into his fingers. He shoved one more time with all his might, resulting in Murr rolling off from on top of him.
  21. Unintelligenius
    You, in turn, give the Sandwich to me out of your great generosity.
  22. Unintelligenius
    Evan struggled underneath the shield and tried to shove Murr off of him, still hoping that Aerol would do something while Murr's back was exposed. @The Aspiring Archivist @Through The Living Glass
  23. Unintelligenius
    I ungain your grip, then grab the discarded Sandwich and slide off into the distance.
  24. Unintelligenius
    I swipe Batholomew, realize I accidentally swiped him instead of the Sandwich, throw him at @YouCantHaveMySandwich, then swipe the Sandwich and run.
  25. Unintelligenius
    I hit you with a post and then take the Sandwich and take off in a spaceship.
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