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  1. Unintelligenius
    I re-resteal the Sandwich for gooder measure to prevent said apocalypse.
  2. Unintelligenius
    I spend years researching until I determine the exact location of the real Sandwich. Then I go there and take it.
  3. Unintelligenius
    Then I also steal the real one.
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    The cops get mad at you for snitching and decide to arrest you instead. Then they go searching, find The Sandwich and return it to its rightful owner, me.
  6. Unintelligenius
    Now that your organs are gone, I take the Sandwich and run from the cops that are chasing me because I'm resisting arrest.
  7. Unintelligenius
    I point at the sign that says "no skipping... punishable by death", and then the cops take you away. I walk over and grab the discarded Sandwich.
  8. Unintelligenius
    I point at the sign that says "no stumbling... punishable by death", and then the cops take you away. I walk over and grab the discarded Sandwich.
  9. Unintelligenius
    I hunt you down and nuke you for your grievous sins. (Also, he would never trade away the Sandwich to anyone else) I thank you for reviving him. I officially unmarry the two of you because he's my pet monkey. Jerome, now officially unmarried, comes back to me, and we go off to hunt more bananas. We happen to stumble upon the Sandwich and pick it up, and then keep hunting
  10. Unintelligenius
    Jerome and I munch on some bananas. Then, using his super duper awesome super cool amazing the bestest everest magicalist powers, he snaps his fingers and The Sandwich appears in his hand. He happily hands it to me in exchange for another banana.
  11. Unintelligenius
    I agree to the peace treaty with the condition that you supply me with 1,000 bananas a year for my pet monkey, Jerome.
  12. Unintelligenius
    The Sandwich appears in your hand. Then the Earth implodes. I die a very painful death. Then my soul undoes the hack so that I am alive and not in pain. Then I float around the remains of the imploded Earth looking for @Clarkmon22 and The Sandwich.
  13. Unintelligenius
    Your silence signals your agreement, so I create an elaborate scheme to steal the Sandwich, and all you have to do is press a red button. I hand you a red button. @Clarkmon22
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    @Through The Living Glass @The Aspiring Archivist
  16. Unintelligenius
    I make yourslef un-invisible to my mind and then teleport to where you are. I offer you an amazing deal, we work together to get the Sandwich, or you die again.
  17. Unintelligenius
    Granted, you now have perfect communication skills, but they're usable once only, so once you use them, they're gone. I wish for good luck.
  18. Unintelligenius
    I look at the rat and marvel at my extraordinary luck.
  19. Unintelligenius
    I find you and give you the Sandwich, because somehow it randomly appeared in my pocket. Then I arrest you for the crime of un-redieing, which is definitely very illegal. I then become the jury, judge, and executioner, and you end up dead, and I end up with the Sandwich.
  20. Unintelligenius
    You die again.
  21. Unintelligenius
    Evan cringed back and tried to move the shield between himself and the raised tomahawk, but couldn't move it with Murr on top of it. He looked towards Aerol, hoping she could do something to end the fight. @Through The Living Glass
  22. Unintelligenius
    You die.
  23. Unintelligenius
    fine. I unblow up Bartholomew, making him promise never to Ookblek me again. Then I go to the restaurant called "a different planet" and look at the top of it. Sure enough, the Sandwich is sitting there, and I grab it, then run off to go watch the duel.
  24. Unintelligenius
    I blow up Bartholomew. The universe applauds my good works.
  25. Unintelligenius
    I get myself eaten by you too so that Jerome and I are together again, and then we escape by stabbing your stomach, which pops and boom we're free now.
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