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  1. Unintelligenius
    I steal the Sandwich, then I steal your lawn chair so that I can sit in peace.
  2. Unintelligenius
    Do you have a list that you just copy in here when you want us to suffer, or do you just think of people on the spot?
  3. Unintelligenius
    I get blown up.
  4. Unintelligenius
    I would be sad, but I still have the Sandwich and Jerome, so we run off to Antarctica.
  5. Unintelligenius
    I slice off all of their legs and they become normal fish. Then I cook them up and sell them and make lots of money.
  6. Unintelligenius
    I eat the really good lightweaving with substance and I tell Jerome I'll give him a banana if he brings me the Sandwich. He runs off and comes back with the Sandwich in hand and I reward him with a delicious banana.
  7. Unintelligenius
    Evan tried to creep around until he was behind Sharlin, where she wouldn't see him, and worked his way towards her, hoping to get to her and surprise attack her before she noticed him.
  8. Unintelligenius
    While you are sending itirSp away, I send you away, and you are so sad that you don't even notice when I take the Sandwich. Jerome and I celebrate with milkshakes.
  9. Unintelligenius
    Evan threw the pebbles at the other tribute, trying to mess up their aim as they shot at Aerol. @Mag
  10. Unintelligenius
    I free Jerome and blow up your house. Then I throw you off a cliff. Then Jerome and I go off to find the Sandwich.
  11. Unintelligenius
    Evan again searched the ground for some kind of rock he could use to throw at the other tribute, not wanting to throw away his one remaining tomahawk. @Spark of Hope
  12. Unintelligenius
    I un-decapitate myself. Then I go off to find Jerome.
  13. Unintelligenius
    Evan jumped back to dodge her swing. He took a few steps away and knelt behind a couple of bushes, stopping to catch his breath. Aerol started firing at their opponent and he noticed that they were both enthralled in their shoot off. He searched the ground for some kind of rock he could us to throw at the other tribute, not wanting to throw away his one remaining tomahawk. @TheRavenHasLanded
  14. Unintelligenius
    In steal the Sandwich and list it on ebay for $20.
  15. Unintelligenius
    I am sad and sue you for stealing the Sandwich from me. I take you to the High Court of Adonalsium and Adonalsium, being the judge, sides with me and grants me the Sandwich as due compensation.
  16. Unintelligenius
    I snap my fingers and all the honorblades appear in my hands. Then I melt them down and combine them into one super blade. I then slice a sliver through space and time with this new blade and take the Sandwich from wherever it is.
  17. Unintelligenius
    Evan stumbled back, surprised at the strength behind the push. Evan gasped in pain and tried not to think about how damaged his body was becoming. He stalled a moment and rushed her again, hoping to take her down in one last effort. Evan could barely feel the pain this time, only the force of the impact on his other shoulder. All he could hear was the blood pumping in his ears. He needed this. To win. And then... then he could finally rest. He lurched forward and this time swung sideways at her stomach.
  18. Unintelligenius
    Another gunshot goes off and Evan feels it impact his shoulder. He fights through the pain and rushes the final distance to the shooter, swinging his tomahawk at her neck.
  19. Unintelligenius
    My teleportation aviar teleports the aluminum away from the safe and I sell it on ebay. Then my aviar teleports the Sandwich into my hands. I put it up for auction on ebay.
  20. Unintelligenius
    I formally agree.
  21. Unintelligenius
    The bullet hits Evan's left hand and lodges in his palm, causing him to shout out and drop one of his tomahawks. Evan turned towards where the gunshot came from and saw a girl with some type of gun. He gritted his teeth through the pain and rushed her, hoping he could get to her before she could get another shot off.
  22. Unintelligenius
    I'm sad...... Then I remember that I own two planets so I'm happy. I also grab Sel and Nalthis to become part of my popsicle empire.
  23. Unintelligenius
    Evan continues up the mountain towards where he had last seen movement. @Mag @Through The Living Glass
  24. Unintelligenius
    I take over Roshar and First of the sun. Then I search all the birdies until I find one that has teleportation powers and I have it teleport the Sandwich into my hands.
  25. Unintelligenius
    I pull out an uno reverse card and make the interdimensional plunderer return my money.
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