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Unintelligenius

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  1. From the aviar flying out to the shoot of the shardspear, it had all happened too quickly. Evan just now made the connection that the aviar being there meant that there was a tribute nearby. He began to search through the nearby foliage, careful to avoid any insects or animals that could end him.
  2. Evan thought he heard something moving in the bushes ahead, coming towards them. "Do you hear that?" he asks, turning to Aerol. Evan raised his tomahawk and slowed his breathing, trying to ready himself for the fight to come. @Through The Living Glass
  3. Evan watched their surroundings very intently, looking for any possible sign of other tributes. Now that the small fight had ended, his adrenaline was beginning to wear off, and he just wanted to be done. He was so tired. @Through The Living Glass @The Aspiring Archivist @TheRavenHasLanded
  4. I make the safe a living thing and then kill it so that it opens. I grab the Sandwich, then throw the safe off a mountain just to be safe.
  5. Whilst everyone is distracted discussing glaring and ares I pick the lock on the safe and take out the Sandwich. Then I throw a grenade in the safe and close the door.
  6. I wave my wand and the Sandwich becomes an unsentient, normal, delicious-looking Sandwich. I waltz over and pick it up.
  7. Evan got up, grabbed his tomahawks, and followed her.
  8. I use magic powers to summon the Sandwich to me. Then I fly down to the Amazon rain forest and Jerome and I start climbing trees and eating bananas.
  9. I come back from watching bugs bunny and, with newly aquired awesome skills, I put up some wood on the edge of a canyon and paint it to look like a road goes off into the distance. You walk down my 'road' and end up at the bottom of the canyon and I end up with the Sandwich.
  10. The shot hit Evan somewhere near his stomach and he cried out in pain. He would have to finish this before the adrenaline wore off. He slashed at Sahrlin with his tomahawk again.
  11. If stickman count, then I'm Picasso. TPBM likes to run.
  12. I remake the television and start watching Bugs Bunny.
  13. Evan tried to jump back, but with all his wounds just wasn't fast enough, and was dragged to the ground. He managed to keep hold of his tomahawk and tried to swing at Sharlin, hoping to keep her distracted long enough for Aerol to do something.
  14. I am too slow to react. Then I realize you're gone with the Sandwich, and I click the reverse button on my TV remote until you appear in front of me. I press pause, take the Sandwich, and press play.
  15. I use my windrunner powers to lash the Sandwich towards myself, and because of my Tenth Heightening, I do not have to be in direct contact with the Sandwich to give it commands. The Sandwich flies towards me, and I grab it and quickly dismiss the lashing.
  16. I quickly legally change my name to "the greater good" and graciously accept the Sandwich.
  17. Granted. The AI uprising never occurs. I wish for a dollar.
  18. On a trampoline, yes. On normal ground, unfortunately, no. TPBM can do a front flip on normal ground.
  19. I take the broams and use them to buy the help of a wizard. At my request he waves his magical staff and the Sandwich appears in my hands. I steal Bartholomew.
  20. I offer to sell you a choutacle for the small price of 100 emerald broams.
  21. Evan took a deep breath, waited for Aerol to fire, took out his one tomohawk, and then rushed Sharlin, not even waiting to see if Aerol's harpoon hit.
  22. I take the Sandwich back, heal my eyes, and drive off in my jet.
  23. I teleport the Sandwich into my hands and then teleport to an unknown, undetectable location.
  24. I applaud and reward you with a fake sandwich.
  25. I laugh, grab a bowl of popcorn, and promptly hide the Sandwich at the bottom of it. Then I sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
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