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  1. Unintelligenius
    I illegally, imorally, unawesomely, and ungoodly take the Sandwich from you.
  2. Unintelligenius
    I grab the deck from Doomslug and deal the cards. "Lets play blackjack, whoever wins gets the Sandwich" I say. As everyone nods their heads in agreement and amazement at my pure genius I grab the Sandwich from Doomslug and run away.
  3. Unintelligenius
    I grab it from you and then jump onto a cow and fly away.
  4. Unintelligenius
    I pull out a wand, wave it, and say bipity, bopity, boo. Then the Sandwich falls into my hands.
  5. Unintelligenius
    I bomb the state of confusion then grab the Sandwich.
  6. Unintelligenius
    Evan began to paddle too, but kept glancing back to make sure nothing was following them. You think we'll be free of that monster from back there?
  7. Unintelligenius
    I pick up a really big magnet and it pulls the Sandwich to me. Then I stand there as I try to figure out how to get the Sandwich of the really big magnet.
  8. Unintelligenius
    Evan followed her onto the beach and helped push the kayak out into the water then jumped up into it once they were out far enough.
  9. Unintelligenius
    Evan turns towards Aerol, so should we deal with whatevers in those bushes or find a way to get to the main island? @Through The Living Glass
  10. Unintelligenius
    I use a katana and my super skilled ninja skills to cut the Sandwich off of your hand then I disappear in a cloud of smoke.
  11. Unintelligenius
    I break out of my bonds, blow up critically insane's base, then start searching the ruins for the Sandwich.
  12. Unintelligenius
    I thank @Me Insane for their protection then yoink the Sandwich from सत्य हेर्ने and nuke the secret pickle lair.
  13. Unintelligenius
    I grab the Sandwich and spray it with unpicklestuff spray so that the pickle and Sandwich are now separate. I then slide the Sandwich into my back pocket and dropkick the pickle to space.
  14. Unintelligenius
    I eat a couple pickles. Then I eat the sun in order to supercharge my summoning powers, which I use to teleport the Sandwich right into my hands.
  15. Unintelligenius
    I stand with my jaw dropped, staring at the mountain that was just cut open. Then I grab the Sandwich from Doomslug and climb to the top of the mountain.
  16. Unintelligenius
    I give a long lecture to Jerome about how betraying people is bad and he feels so bad that he steals the Sandwich from Vyz and brings it back to me.
  17. Unintelligenius
    I swoop in on a vine and grab the Sandwich and shove you off the whale then ride off towards Saturn.
  18. Unintelligenius
    Evan quickly followed her, trying to keep his footsteps as quiet as possible. He glanced over his shoulder to see if he could spot where or what the sound was coming from.
  19. Unintelligenius
    I jump to Mars and this time don't miss, with the real Sandwich in hand.
  20. Unintelligenius
    Evan jumped from the roar, then turned towards the shoreline and pointed his spear and knife at the nearby bushes. I don't know, but whatever it is it doesn't sound good. @Through The Living Glass
  21. Unintelligenius
    I throw air at you and steal the sandwich. Then I fly to Mars.
  22. Unintelligenius
    I duck. Then I throw a duck at you.
  23. Unintelligenius
    I shoot your helicopter out of the sky with a cannonball.
  24. Unintelligenius
    We decide to give up on pursuing I until we pull out our compasses which point to the Sandwich and they point right at I. We sail after I hoping to recapture him again.
  25. Unintelligenius
    Seeing I easily swim away makes us sad so we recapture I, chain an anchor to I's foot, and then throw I overboard again.
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