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  1. Unintelligenius
    They miss. I grab the Sandwich and then fire the Death Star, this time at the Supreme Holy Righteous Leader Supreme Lord Cavendish
  2. Unintelligenius
    Would you like a cookie? Also what color are your bones?
  3. Unintelligenius
    Jerome obviously wouldn't visit the Wild Banana Overlord in person, because that would be pure stupidity, so he had sent a hologram of himself. The rock, paper, and scissors go through the hologram's head because it's a hologram. Jerome sighs and calls in the Death Star to blow up the Wild Banana Overlord and all the wild bananas. The Death Star fires. Also, Jerome sent Darth Vader to retrieve the Sandwich for me, and I now have the Sandwich and a Sith Lord at my disposal.
  4. Unintelligenius
    We return fire with our fleet of mega space lasers, and they meet in the middle and cancel each other out. Jerome proposes to the Wild Banana Overlord that instead of continuing to fight, they find peace and just play a game of rock, paper, scissors for the Sandwich.
  5. Unintelligenius
    Of course! And I can share the answer with you for the small price of $10 USD. (jk) TPBM has gone cliff jumping.
  6. Unintelligenius
    I skip the conversation about skipping rocks and take back the Sandwich. Then I lead my monkey army and Jerome off to find the Wild Banana King.
  7. Unintelligenius
    The volcano was actually a spaceship in disguise, so it flies away right before the planet gets incinerated. The spaceship follows @Ink and Embers and tractor beams the Sandwich and then goes into lightspeed to get away.
  8. Unintelligenius
    They say no, because they are all loyal to their King, my pet monkey Jerome. Then they politely ask you to leave their active volcano hideout and ask you not to tell anyone where they are hiding.
  9. Unintelligenius
    I dodge the mega space laser and then continue on my way, with the Sandwich.
  10. Unintelligenius
    I incinerate the list with a fireball and then grab the Sandwich and scadadle before any of the Wild Bananas can do anything.
  11. Unintelligenius
    I dodge the lasers. Then I continue on with my army, Sandwich, and prisoner to a super secret hidey hole.
  12. Unintelligenius
    Then she looked through her`
  13. Unintelligenius
    who doesn't? ;D TPBM likes milk more than water.
  14. Unintelligenius
    Thankfully, all the monkeys had teleportation bracelets, so they all get away to safety. I then, with Jerome's help, lead my new army of monkeys and take the Sandwich from @YouCantHaveMySandwich and then take her prisoner.
  15. Unintelligenius
    She pulled out a telescope
  16. Unintelligenius
    yes they are both amazing!!!! TPBM has read the entire cosmere multiple times.
  17. Unintelligenius
    Then the monkey's truer trap is revealed. Seeing where the space laser was fired from, they raid the Wild Banana Command center while the monkeys that had been eating the fake bananas are blown up by the space laser. They're fine with this because they were really fake, robotic monkeys. I survive the laser because Jerome makes a force field appear, and then I join the monkeys at Wild Banana Command, where they are holding all the wild banana leaders hostage. I also snag the Sandwich on my way there.
  18. Unintelligenius
    this is beautiful
  19. Unintelligenius
    to the opera house to
  20. Unintelligenius
    ate a pineapple and a
  21. Unintelligenius
    heres a joke
  22. Unintelligenius
    Which is perfect because they just fell for my trap. The trees behind them, which were just cardboard cutouts, suddenly fall over and an army of monkeys with nets now surrounds the wild bananas. The monkeys, following Jerome's commands, begin to gather up all the wild bananas, eating any that don't surrender.
  23. Unintelligenius
    I thank you for the compliment, then wander off to find Jerome. Upon finding him in the middle of the forest, we go to hunt some wild bananas.
  24. Unintelligenius
    I remember I don't know some jiu-jitsu, but I do some moves anyway, and it's actually rather impressive. Then I steal the Sandwich.
  25. Unintelligenius
    I enlighten you and all the football teams in Britain by telling you that Britain actually started calling football 'soccer' first and then America copied them and then Britain stopped doing it, so it's actually their fault that American's call it soccer and not football. The football teams in Britain realize what they have done and give me the Sandwich as their apology.
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