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  1. Unintelligenius
    A giant stone ball begins rolling towards you at a terrifying speed.
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    Suddenly, there was a very loud whooshing sound as three older men, with long beards and robes, dropped from the sky right in front of them. The leader turned to Bob and the wind, "What are you guys doing here?" "I want to defeat the wind and was wondering if you knew how?" Bob replied courageously. "You would dare try to destroy such a sacred thing?" the airbender asked with fire in his eyes. "Yeah", Bob said. The airbender lifted his hand back as if to throw something at Bob, though his hand was empty. At the last second Bob remembered that they were airbenders and turned to the wind for with pleading eyes. "Help, please?"
  3. Unintelligenius
    Fortunately the Universal Alien Alliance stepped in to take them down and imprisoned all of them.
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    Granted. Your feet stick to them, so you can walk on them, but your body is still pulled down by gravity. I wish to have a glass of milk.
  5. Unintelligenius
    I grab the Sandwich from whoever has it and set it on a pedestal in the middle of a cave.
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    Fortunately they clone themselves until there is a million of them.
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    "How?" Bob asks. Bob walks into the gate and finds an empty courtyard, the only sound coming from the fountain in the middle. "Hello?" Bob shouts, "Is anyone here?" Bob's voice echoes off the building around him, but there is no reply. "Bob turns to the wind, "Do you think they left to go train or what?"
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    I thank you for your new book, which is titled "a wickedly cool kick". Then I hop on a slingshot and fling myslef through the universe in search of the Sandwich.
  9. Unintelligenius
    He uses the million dollars as kindling to burn down your house and then uses the fireproof jacket to break into your house safely and steal the Sandwich, and then give it to me.
  10. Unintelligenius
    Bob looked up in wonder at the monastery that stood before him. Large wood gates, leading into a courtyard, with a crystal fountain and a beautiful garden. But for some reason, it was eerily quiet. "Where is everyone?" Bob asks, turning to the wind. Bob decides to respond to the voice in his head. "Just how are you gonna help me?"
  11. Unintelligenius
    Take a bite to see what it tastes like. WWYDIIYF a vial of metal in your pocket?
  12. Unintelligenius
    Fortunately some were vacationing on another planet and survived.
  13. Unintelligenius
    granite
  14. Unintelligenius
    I microwave him some more until he agrees to get me the Sandwich and he promptly does.
  15. Unintelligenius
    I quickly hop over to Mars so that I'm not in the middle of an Earth-moon explosion.
  16. Unintelligenius
    Bob was about to reply out loud that he didn't know who was talking to him or how they could help, then realized that it could just be another voice in his head. Maybe he was just going crazy. Again...
  17. Unintelligenius
    I take the Sandwich back and drop kick you to the moon.
  18. Unintelligenius
    I skip up to you, yoink the Sandwich, and jollily skip off into a beautiful green meadow.
  19. Unintelligenius
    Rhino
  20. Unintelligenius
    Well everyone is dumbfounded by the disappearance of the minnows I grab the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich and make a walk for it.
  21. Unintelligenius
    For some weird reason, Bob felt that he should ask the wind for help to get to the airbenders. But he couldn't do that; he was here to defeat the wind, not work with it. After some time, Bob's legs began to hurt, and he finally gave in. He turned to the wind and asked, "May I get a ride to the airbenders monastary?"
  22. Unintelligenius
    Fortunately, they keep traveling until they find a planet that is inhabitable and with aliens who will let them stay there.
  23. Unintelligenius
    The fish jump on me, but are unfortunately only minnows so they bounce off and I keep walking as if nothing happened.
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    hammer
  25. Unintelligenius
    Bob politely refuses and drops them to the ground. He then turns to the nearest mountain and begins walking towards it. If he was going to defeat the wind, he might as well try to find the airbenders who knew so much about the wind.
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