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  1. Unintelligenius
    I unsmite myself and everyone else. Then I throw a a fireball at you. Then I throw a motorcycle at @ThatOneGuyOverThere and grab the Sandwich
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    The heat suddenly overcomes Jace. He falls to the ground as his strength leaves him. Everything goes blurry. Jace lets out his last breath. Everything goes black. @Mistfallen Soldier
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    "That's good. If you can still control the wind, then it's not so bad, is it?" Bob thought for a second, then made an origami crane and held it out to the wind. "Here let's see if you can make this fly".
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    I pour lava on you and grab the Sandwich as you are inconvenienced by said lava.
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    im confuzeled? why would observing the stick make it stop existing? If the Stick represents the futility of magic then all the attempts to offend it also fail.
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    ran after him, trying to
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    Luckily, I have a spare shovel in my back pocket. I quickly dig a tunnel down and then away from the flaming hot air balloon. I pop up a couple hundred feet from the burning balloon, Sandwich still in hand.
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    but the Stick can't be killed
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    "It's gonna be okay", Bob said while at the same time wondering how in the world anything would be okay. "Let's try something, shall we? Let's see if you can still control the wind, and we'll work from there, okay?"
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    I use a flaming arrow to shoot down your hot air balloon and take the Sandwich while you are trying to put out the fire. I then call the cops on you and have you arrested for arson.
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    I laugh at your piteous attempts at angering the cult of the stick and destroying The Stick, for the stick represents that thing you'll never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. The Stick is hope.
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    I dont think so, just burning the stick is forbidden tho i might be wrong
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    "But that was before she was human... I could've done it before... but not now." He looked at the little girl standing before him, and a single tear slipped down his face. Bob looked to his sides, but saw that he was alone. It seemed that it wwould be his responsibility to protect the wind.
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    I burn all who would dare to harm the stick.
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    Bob suddenly felt horrible for wanting to kill someone so small and adorable. He leaned down and placed his hand on her shoulder. "Make what go away?" Bob asked, trying to make sense of all that had happened in the moments before. "What?!? I would never do that!" Bob thought to himself.
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    I drop a cold air balloon on your head and steal the Sandwich while you're distracted.
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    blasphemy of the highest degree
  19. Unintelligenius
    Bob pushed harder and harder, but then dropped the bag. Not because he had lost strength, but in complete and utter shock. He looked at the little girl, his jaw dropped, standing right where his origami body had stood. "Are you... the wind?" he asked hesitantly.
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    Granted. They come up with a new test where you have to run a marathon in under 3 hours or else you fail PE. I wish for a pet dragon.
  21. Unintelligenius
    I ask for the whole story. While everyone gasps in surprise because of the alleged supreme consequences that will befall us, I grab the Sandwich and make a run for it.
  22. Unintelligenius
    Welcome to the Shard! Who is your favorite cosmere character and why? What's your favorite food?
  23. Unintelligenius
    Bob took a deep breath and held the bag. He wouldn't lose this time. He couldn't.
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    Bob looked at the wind, totally confused. That had been the fight of their lives, not something to simply be laughing about. But if the wind wanted a fight, he would give it. And this time he would win. He bent over and picked up the bag, then spread his legs in a wide stance and leaned forward.
  25. Unintelligenius
    Bob could see that he was making ground. For once in his life, he could win. Then his foot started to slip. And then his other foot. A voice in his head told him to just let go. After a second of consideration, he let the bag go. Keeping the bag wouldn't be worth his life.
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