Unintelligenius

Pewter would be more beneficial to me because of the endurance and strength it gives, especially in cross country and track, and a little extra strength when you need it would always be nice. Though if the mists actually existed, then I would probably choose tineye because of the distinct advantage it gives at night.

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I sign the petition, but then the anti-petitioning petition self-implodes because it cancels itself out. The explosion knocks you out, and I pick up the Sandwich from your unconscious body.

Yepee!!! you lose twice!!!! why doth thou do this?

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no problemo

I take the Sandwich whilst everyone is distracted by petitions.

i think so you stole the sandwich from me also you just lost the game again

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I gasp in horror at your act of violence against the poor elephants. I start a petition to have you imprisoned for your actions. As per law, all we need are two signatures for it to be turned into law. I sign it and then go around asking for signatures.

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yeah I just copied the list that was a couple of pages back and then added all the people I follow yk just to make sure no one was left out because I wouldnt want to rob anyone of the joy of losing the game

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I tell you that I first asked the elephants for permission, and out of the kindness of their hearts, they obliged. I then aks the elephants to hit you on the head, and they kindly do. Then I grab the Sandwich and once again ride off on an elephant.

@Drehy @Through The Living Glass @SpiritOfWrath @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug @strmblsd @The Halcyon Girl @Ranryu@Cinnamon@The Aspiring Archivist@Rabbit Unmade@Mr. Misting@Shallan Stormblessed@Shining Silhouette@Just-A-Stick@The Wandering Wizard@Through The Living Glass@Spark of Hope@kpShadowFox@Wierdo@The H@TwinStorm@SpiritOfWrath@TwinSouls@Block@Hyper129@Through The Living Glass@SourCandyLime@BlueWildRye@Vyzkel@SpiritOfWrath@LIV_SB-DustBringer@TwinStorm @Do0mslug@BrechioSwordMouse @Ancient Elantrian @Edema Rue @AltonicKeys @SpiritOfWrath @SourCandyLime@Vyzkel @Through The Living Glass @kpShadowFox @DaveSouls@Lotus Blossom @Scars of Hathsin @Ravenclawjedi42 @ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ @SmilingPanda19 @Edema Rue@Shard_Blades @[Redacted] @TheRavenHasLanded @The Wandering Wizard @Part Of The Narrative @Just-A-Stick @Canada Lover @The Aspiring Archivist @Roosif @Spark of Hope @LightRinger @UndiagnosedCrazyBoy@Through The Living Glass @TwinSouls @Soulbinder @RoyalBeeMage @strmblsd @Shardwatcher01 @BlueWildRye@Through The Living Glass@Vyzkel Willbender@strmblsd@TwinSouls@Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug@Hyper129 @TheFrugalWizard @SpiritOfWrath@Cash67, @WhyEverNot_8, @justice magician, @Thaidakar the Ghostblood, @Edema Rue, @shortcake, @Through The Living Glass, @Anguished_One, @Spark of Hope, @SpiritOfWrath, @The Halcyon Girl@Silver Phantom, @The Sibling, @SmilingPanda19, @Edema Rue, @Aeoryi, @shortcake, @InfiniteInsanity, @Thaidakar the Ghostblood, @Ancient Elantrian, @Canada Lover, @The Wandering Wizard, @Lotus Blossom, @Labyrinth @Part Of The Narrative, @Ati16, @Roosif@The Aspiring Archivist @Weaver of Lights, @Kajsa @The Halcyon Girl, @Immortal Platypus, @Little j@Shardwatcher01, @Faerie Braids, @Pineap-spider @The Bookwyrm, @Mat, @strmblsd@WhyEverNot_8, @Through The Living Glass, @Block, @Wierdo, @strmblsd, @Vyzkel Willbender@Through The Living Glass, @Wierdo, @Immortal Platypus, @The Halcyon Girl, @The Wandering Wizard, @Cash67, @Roosif, @Wittles, @The Bookwyrm, @InfiniteInsanity, @Edema Rue, @Shardwatcher01, @SmilingPanda19, @Part Of The Narrative, @Kajsa, @shortcake, @Dead @Weaver of Lies@Radiant_Sunflower_10 @Just A Silvereye@3rd Of The Everstorm @Ancient Elantrian @Ashkaloda @BlueWildRye @DAVEY @Edema Rue @Experience @Honors Ghost @Kansas Stormcursed @Lotus Blossom @ʟɪɢʜʈ @mippo @NerdSandwich @Ookla the Fishy @Ookla the Nine-Fingered @reisleK @Robin Sedai @Snapdragon @Spark of Hope @strmblsd @The Bookwyrm @The Great Wyver @The H @The Paradoxical Phenomenon @The Stormfather @The Windrunner Supreme @Through The Living Glass @Wierdo It has been tooooo long! Welcome back, yall just lost the game!!!!

I thank you but then am interrupted by a stampede of elephants. I jump onto one of their backs and ride over to @NerdSandwich. Then I grab the Sandwich ride off at the speed of light.

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I grab a pair of scissors and cut the universe open, and then swim through space to the different, isolated universe. I then cut my way in, find you, and grab the Sandwich.

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I also turn into a seal and then hunt you down. I grab the Sandwich in my mouth, hop in the ocean, and swim off at a gazillion miles an hour.

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I fly over, catch the baritone saxophone, cast a transformation spell on it to turn it into bagpipes, and begin playing them. Everyone is so wowed by my performance that the whole world stands and applauds and gives me tons of money. I use said money to hire a SEAL team to steal the Sandwich for me. They come back to me with the Sandwich in hand.

Bondsmith adhesion is the coolest because of all the wackadoodle connection and spiritweb things they can do.

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